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Though this year I fancy a change
Is tofu described as ‘free range’?
No, I like real food
Steak and chips sound good
A dinner I think I'll arrange.

A penguin is found where it's cold

Though this year I fancy a change
Is tofu described as ‘free range’?
No, I like real food
Steak and chips sound good

Though this year I fancy a change
Is tofu described as ‘free range’?
No, I like real food

Though this year I fancy a change
Is tofu described as ‘free range’?

Halloween seems to start early
Making people rather surly
For some it’s just fun
I'm glad when it's done!
And then I'll starting ordering the turkey

Though this year I quite fancy a change

Halloween seems to start early
Making people rather surly
For some it’s just fun
I'm glad when it's done!

Halloween seems to start early
Making people rather surly
For some it’s just fun

Halloween seems to start early
Making people rather surly

I selected a pumpkin I like
It will be carved by neighbour Mike
But as he's a goth
Strange words he may quoth
It's time to take off on my bike!

Halloween seems to start very early

I selected a pumpkin I like
It will be carved by neighbour Mike
But as he's a goth
Strange words he may quoth

I selected a pumpkin I like
It will be carved by neighbour Mike
But as he’s a goth

I selected a pumpkin I like
It will be carved by neighbour Mike

But after a week it had gone
And the bee happily had moved on
Or so I had thought
It seems he was caught
When he panicked a group in the "john."

(That's American for loo.)

I selected a pumpkin I like

But after a week it had gone
And the bee happily had moved on
Or so I had thought
It seems he was caught

But after a week it had gone
And the bee happily had moved on
Or so I had thought

But after a week it had gone
And the bee happily had moved on

Then he stung me right on my nose
Which looked like a right big red rose
The Rose grew bigger,
I started to snigger
Will it stay like that d’you suppose?

But after a week it had gone

The Rose grew bigger,
I started to snigger,

Then he stung me right on my nose
Which looked like a right big red rose

A large bee was buzzing around
When, a jar of honey, he found
He said, “Oi! That’s mine!”
“Please go back in line”
Or you will be fined twenty pound.

Then he stung me right on my nose

A large bee was buzzing around
When, a jar of honey, he found
He said, “Oi! That’s mine!”
“Please go back in line”

A large bee was buzzing around
When, a jar of honey, he found
He said, “Oi! That’s mine!”
Please go back in line

A large bee was buzzing around
When, a jar of honey, he found
He said, “Oi! That’s mine!”

A large bee was buzzing around
When, a jar of honey, he found

My least favorite house cleaning task
Is one that I do in a mask
It’s cleaning the loo
The shower drain too
I'm surprised that you even would ask!

A large bee was buzzing around