LIMERICKS 17 (contd)

I’m trying to resist the Milk Tray
It’s torture and ruined my day

I'll ascent to that zoo in the sky
Find some of my friends and say, "Hi",
My cousins, the apes
Play such jolly japes
Whilst chomping on blueberry pie ?

I’m trying to resist the Milk Tray

I'll ascent to that zoo in the sky
Find some of my friends and say, "Hi",
My cousins, the apes
Play such jolly japes

I'll ascend to that zoo in the sky
Find some of my friends and say, “Hi”.
My cousins, the apes

I'll ascend to that zoo in the sky
Find some of my friends and say, “Hi”.

I like to walk on the wild side
Where I might see some lions - a pride!
I can still run fast
But might be aghast
If they ate me up and I died.

I'll ascend to that zoo in the sky

I like to walk on the wild side
Where I might see some lions - a pride!
I can still run fast
But might be aghast

I like to walk on the wild side
Where I might meet some lions - a pride!
I can still run fast

I like to walk on the wild side
Where I might meet some lions - a pride!

His car is an old rust bucket
Bought it last year in Nantucket
I’m taking a risk
With my poor slipped disc
Look see a flower I'll pluck it

I like to walk on the wild side

His car is an old rust bucket
Bought it last year in Nantucket
I’m taking a risk
With my poor slipped disc

His car is an old rust bucket
Bought it last year in Nantucket
I’m taking a risk

His car is an old rust bucket
He bought it last year in Nantucket

I would catch a train if they run
But there’s probably only one
To get to the station
On my vacation
Or cadge a lift of my son?

His car is an old rust bucket

I would catch a train if they run
But there’s probably only one
To get to the station
On my vacation

I would catch a train if they run
But there’s probably only one
And to get to the station

I would catch a train if they run
But there’s probably only one

To say I'm fuming would be mild
That man can sure drive me wild
Time to start using Uber?
Whilst playing my tuba,
A complaint I have formally filed.

I would catch a train if they run

To say I'm fuming would be mild
That man can sure drive me wild
Time to start using Uber?
Whilst playing my brass tuba

To say I'm fuming would be mild
That man can sure drive me wild
Time to start using Uber?

To say I'm fuming would be mild
That man can sure drive me wild

As the bus drove past the station
I was filled with indignation
Don`t you see me?I`m here!
This`ll cost him dear
I`m full of righteous frustration!

To say I`m fuming would be mild

As the bus drove past the station
I was filled with indignation
Don't you see me? I'm here!
This’ll cost him dear

As the bus drove past the station
I was filled with indignatio
Don't you see me? I'm here!

As the bus drove past the station
I was filled with indignation