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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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crazyH Fri 13-Aug-21 19:23:12

I look at the world with fresh eyes
Every morning when I do arise
Life isn’t too bad

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Hellogirl1 Fri 13-Aug-21 21:22:56

I look at the world with fresh eyes
Every morning when I do arise
Life isn`t too bad
For an outdoor lad

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henetha Sat 14-Aug-21 11:10:05

I look at the world with fresh eyes
Every morning when I do arise
Life isn`t too bad
For an outdoor lad
Each day brings another surprise.

I might win the lottery today

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FarNorth Sat 14-Aug-21 13:26:40

I might win the lottery today
Or not - because I never play!

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Juliet27 Sat 14-Aug-21 13:37:00

I might win the lottery today
Or not - because I never play!
Same chance as me then

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henetha Sun 15-Aug-21 11:07:06

I might win the lottery today
Or not - because I never play!
Same chance as me then
I do, quite often

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 15-Aug-21 16:59:30

I might win the lottery today
Or not - because I never play!
Same chance as me then
I do, quite often
Picking the wrong numbers won't pay.

Being rich must remain a dream

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Hellogirl1 Sun 15-Aug-21 20:36:33

Being rich must remain a dream
Just like riding on a sunbeam

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crazyH Sun 15-Aug-21 22:53:32

Being rich must remain a dream
Just like riding on a sunbeam
Nice not to worry

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Crocus5 Mon 16-Aug-21 11:53:13

Being rich must remain a dream
Just like riding on a sunbeam
Nice not to worry
Or be in a flurry

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EkwaNimitee Mon 16-Aug-21 12:29:28

Being rich must remain a dream
Just like riding on a sunbeam
Nice not to worry
Or be in a flurry
I’d be like a cat with the cream

This morning I took a shower

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crazyH Mon 16-Aug-21 12:41:10

This morning I took a shower
What I saw, made me run for cover

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Grany Mon 16-Aug-21 21:51:52

This morning I took a shower
What I saw, made me run for cover
I'm wrinkled and worn

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henetha Tue 17-Aug-21 11:25:52

This morning I took a shower
What I saw, made me run for cover
I'm wrinkled and worn
My beauty's all gorn

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 17-Aug-21 12:27:10

This morning I took a shower
What I saw made me run for cover
I'm wrinkled and worn
My beauty's all gorn
From lights and mirrors I cower.

Perhaps there is a magic cream

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FarNorth Tue 17-Aug-21 16:11:31

Perhaps there is a magic cream
To make me look just like a dream

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Grany Tue 17-Aug-21 19:38:14

Perhaps there is a magic cream
To make me look just like a dream
All fluffy and bright

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cb1963 Tue 17-Aug-21 19:42:24

Perhaps there is a magic cream.
To make me look just like a dream
All fluffy and bright
Not a wrinkle in sight

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crazyH Tue 17-Aug-21 20:19:25

Perhaps there is a magic cream.
To make me look just like a dream
All fluffy and bright
Not a wrinkle in sight
Like a beauty queen, it will seem.

A cute little squirrel comes by

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Hellogirl1 Tue 17-Aug-21 21:37:34

A cute little squirrel comes by
His nuts he won`t let me espy

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crazyH Tue 17-Aug-21 22:40:39

A cute little squirrel comes by
His nuts he won`t let me espy
His striped fluffy tail

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henetha Wed 18-Aug-21 11:18:37

A cute little squirrel comes by
His nuts he won`t let me espy
His striped fluffy tail
I think he's a male,

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Juliet27 Wed 18-Aug-21 17:12:17

A cute little squirrel comes by
His nuts he won`t let me espy
His striped fluffy tail
I think he's a male,
Because he’s showing off is why!

A drag artist from Basildon

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Crocus5 Wed 18-Aug-21 18:03:21

A drag artist from Basildon
Sometimes seen carrying a gun

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crazyH Wed 18-Aug-21 18:32:13

A drag artist from Basildon
Sometimes seen carrying a gun
He wasn’t impressed

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