July21 - limericks

Dear Lady, he asked, why so sad ?
Surely life can’t be that bad
It’s just rubbish, she moaned
Nobody has phoned

Dear Lady, he asked, why so sad ?
Surely life can’t be that bad
It’s just rubbish, she moaned

Dear Lady, he asked why so sad?
Surely life can't be that bad.

He decided to fly to Bombay
On a ticket that was only one way
He sat by a nun
Who was very glum
You’d think that he’d asked her to pay.

Dear Lady, he asked , why so sad ?

He decided to fly to Bombay
On a ticket that was only one way
He sat by a nun
Who was very glum

He decided to fly to Bombay
On a ticket that was only one way
He sat by a nun

He decided to fly to Bombay.
On a ticket that was only one way.

So he ended up in a right cob.

He decided to fly to Bombay

He decided he needed a new job
To earn an extra few bob
His scanty CV
Said little, you see

He decided he needed a new job.
To earn an extra few bob
His scanty CV

He decided he needed a new job.
To earn an extra few bob

In Crewe, the lad became lost
But found a tenner that was tossed
He bought a Big Mac
And got back on track
Amazed how much everything cost.

He decided he needed a job

And got back on track

In Crewe, the lad became lost
But found a tenner that was tossed
He bought a Big Mac

But found a tenner that someone had tossed

His mother said that’s it I’m through
Go live with your father in Crewe
Just get on a train.
You’ve been such a pain,
No nonsense nor hullabaloo.

In Crewe, the lad became lost

You’ve been such a pain

His mother said that’s it I’m through
Go live with you father in Crewe
Just get on a train

His mother said that’s it I’m through
Go live with your father in Crewe

His mother said that’s it I’m through

Please can you start a new Limerick Infinity2?

And he just couldn’t leave it alone

There was a young man from Tyrone.
Who would not detach from his phone.
He would natter all day
As his Mum would pay

There was a young man from Tyrone.
Who would not detach from his phone.
He would natter all day