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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 02-Aug-21 12:05:21

The try to do Couch to 5K
And this wobbly tummy I'll slay

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FarNorth Sun 01-Aug-21 18:11:26

Maybe he`s over ambitious
And maybe he`s quite pretentious
The moon is quite far
Can’t go there by car
Stay home and wash up the dishes

Then try to do Couch to 5K

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crazyH Sun 01-Aug-21 00:07:51

Maybe he`s over ambitious
And maybe he`s quite pretentious
The moon is quite far
Can’t go there by car

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Hellogirl1 Sat 31-Jul-21 23:21:37

Maybe he`s over ambitious
And maybe he`s quite pretentious
The moon is quite far

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crazyH Sat 31-Jul-21 17:23:21

Maybe he’s over ambitious
And maybe he’s quite pretentious

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Juliet27 Sat 31-Jul-21 15:59:36

A junior doctor from Troon
Had dreams of travelling to the moon
He gazed at the stars
And swore he’ll reach Mars
Transport was a hot air balloon

Maybe he’s over ambitious

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crazyH Sat 31-Jul-21 14:07:29

A junior doctor from Troon
Had dreams of travelling to the moon
He gazed at the stars
And swore he’ll reach Mars

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FarNorth Sat 31-Jul-21 14:06:23

A junior doctor from Troon
Had dreams of travel to the moon
He gazed at the stars
While lounging in bars

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 31-Jul-21 14:04:57

A junior doctor from Troon
Had dreams of travelling to the moon
He gazed at the stars

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cb1963 Sat 31-Jul-21 07:37:33

A junior doctor from Troon.
Had dreams of travelling to the moon.

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Juliet27 Sat 31-Jul-21 06:50:59

Maybe I`ll exercise my brain
It might be a bit of a strain
I`ll first clear my mind
To help me rewind
Oh blast, I now have a migraine

A junior doctor from Troon

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Valeriejane Fri 30-Jul-21 22:09:29

It will help me rewind

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Hellogirl1 Fri 30-Jul-21 22:03:10

Maybe I`ll exercise my brain
It might be a bit of a strain
I`ll first clear my mind

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Crocus5 Fri 30-Jul-21 14:23:35

Maybe I’ll exercise my brain
It might be a bit of a strain

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Jul-21 10:42:47

If I bent over in the gym
I'm sure to badly strain a limb
So I’ll stand quite still
Body’s lost its will
I came in here on just a whim

Maybe I’ll exercise my brain

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crazyH Fri 30-Jul-21 10:35:57

If I bent over in the gym
I'm sure to badly strain a limb
So I’ll stand quite still
Body’s lost its will

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Jul-21 10:33:20

If I bent over in the gym
I'm sure to badly strain a limb
So I’ll stand quite still

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Jul-21 09:00:13

If I bent over in the gym
I'm sure to badly strain a limb

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Hellogirl1 Thu 29-Jul-21 21:57:53

How Olympic athletes can bend
Is something I can`t comprehend
So nimble and fit
I just stand and sit
Wishing myself I could extend

If I bent over in the gym

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crazyH Thu 29-Jul-21 14:30:51

How Olympic athletes can bend
Is something I can't comprehend
So nimble and fit
I just stand and sit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 29-Jul-21 12:17:48

How Olympic athletes can bend
Is something I can't comprehend
So nimble and fit

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cb1963 Thu 29-Jul-21 08:08:23

How Olympic athletes can bend.
Is something I can't comprehend.

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Jul-21 07:59:28

The train tickets really are cheap
But passengers are wedged in deep
They see me and think
Just don’t move a chink
Or we’ll all end up in a heap.

How Olympic athletes can bend !!!

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GrannyC777 Thu 29-Jul-21 05:48:55

Dear Lady, he asked, why so sad ?
Surely life can’t be that bad
It’s just rubbish, she moaned
Nobody has phoned
And my luggage is lost in Baghdad

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nanna8 Thu 29-Jul-21 05:08:28

The train tickets really are cheap
But passengers are wedged in deep
They see me and think
Just don’t move a chink

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