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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Hellogirl1 Wed 09-Feb-22 20:59:13

A sonnet is a poem of love
With gentle thoughts just like a dove
With words romantic

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Crocus5 Fri 11-Feb-22 20:21:10

A sonnet is a poem of love
With gentle thoughts just like a dove
With words romantic
But not dramatic

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Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Feb-22 22:37:35

A sonnet is a poem of love
With gentle thoughts just like a dove
With words romantic
But not dramatic
As if sent from heaven above

I`m more of a practical sort

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crazyH Fri 11-Feb-22 23:14:01

I`m more of a practical sort
I’ll be glad if, for me, he got

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crazyH Fri 11-Feb-22 23:14:48

I`m more of a practical sort
I’ll be glad if, for me, he bought

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Juliet27 Sun 13-Feb-22 09:38:30

I`m more of a practical sort
I’ll be glad if, for me, he bought
A new food blender

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Feb-22 16:23:27

I'm more of a practical sort
I'll be glad if, for me, he bought
A new food blender
Or for the front wall, some render

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Juliet27 Thu 17-Feb-22 18:31:02

I'm more of a practical sort
I'll be glad if, for me, he bought
A new food blender
Or front wall render
In the end what I got was naught

Wishing all safety from Eunice

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Feb-22 13:38:16

Now that Eunice has done her worst

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crazyH Sat 19-Feb-22 18:40:51

Now that Eunice has done her worst
I’ve escaped, my drains haven’t burst

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Feb-22 10:02:20

Now that Eunice has done her worst
I've escaped, my drains haven't burst
My fence is battered

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Feb-22 17:29:33

Now that Eunice has done her worst
I've escaped, my drains haven't burst
My fence is battered
My plants are scattered

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Hellogirl1 Mon 21-Feb-22 21:32:06

Now that Eunice has done her worst
I`ve escaped, my drains haven`t burst
My fence is battered
My plants are scattered
This poem is really well versed

The next storm to come was Franklin

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crazyH Tue 22-Feb-22 00:03:59

The next storm to come was Franklin
I don’t think he visited us in Maplin

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Hellogirl1 Tue 22-Feb-22 21:30:09

The next storm to come was Franklin
I don`t think he came to Maplin
He blew a hooley

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Feb-22 21:53:06

The next storm to come was Franklin
I don`t think he came to Maplin
He blew a hooley
Did damage duly

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 24-Feb-22 16:01:12

The next storm to come was Franklin
I don't think he came to Maplin
He blew a hooley
Did damage duly
Blew past The Needles to Shanklin.

Gilbert was so absent of mind

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Feb-22 21:37:54

Gilbert was so absent of mind
He’d often leave his specs behind

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crazyH Thu 24-Feb-22 21:56:47

Gilbert was so absent of mind
He’d often leave his specs behind
His teeth in a cup

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Crocus5 Fri 25-Feb-22 10:10:17

Gilbert was so absent of mind
He’d often leave his specs behind
His teeth in a cup
Tripped over the pup

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Hellogirl1 Sat 26-Feb-22 21:34:25

Gilbert was so absent of mind
He`d often leave his specs behind
His teeth in a cup
Tripped over the pup
Trying his spectacles to find

He tried out some contact lenses

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Feb-22 07:42:39

He tried out some contact lenses
But they seemed to cause him frenzies

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crazyH Sun 27-Feb-22 12:46:54

He tried out some contact lenses
But they seemed to cause him frenzies
Got stuck in his ‘lids’

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Mar-22 07:03:10

He tried out some contact lenses
But they seemed to cause him frenzies
Got stuck in his ‘lids’
What a waste of quids

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crazyH Wed 02-Mar-22 20:20:01

He tried out some contact lenses
But they seemed to cause him frenzies
Got stuck in his ‘lids’
What a waste of quids
And quite a lot of those pences

Bought a special mirror today

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