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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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FarNorth Tue 25-May-21 01:30:39

I wish I’d had chance to see Hair
What's it about or do I care!
It broke all taboos
And got a few boos

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Ashcombe Tue 25-May-21 06:29:00

I wish I’d had chance to see Hair
What's it about or do I care!
It broke all taboos
And got a few boos
For showing its actors when bare.

Live shows have long been my passion

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Juliet27 Tue 25-May-21 07:50:53

Live shows have long been my passion
Shocking was ‘Priscilla’s’ fashion

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Mollygo Tue 25-May-21 08:48:17

Live shows have long been my passion
Shocking was ‘Pricilla’s’ fashion
I love André Rieu

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Nell8 Tue 25-May-21 09:41:11

Live shows have long been my passion
Shocking was 'Priscilla's' fashion
I love André Rieu
Or a vast Tattoo

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Mollygo Tue 25-May-21 10:37:35

Live shows have long been my passion
Shocking was Priscilla‘s fashion
I love André Rieu
Or a vast Tattoo
The Proms would also be smash in’

My make up bag needs a good clear

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henetha Tue 25-May-21 10:46:12

My make up bag needs a good clear
Since I dropped it into my beer

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libra10 Tue 25-May-21 10:52:28

My make up bag needs a good clear
Since I dropped it into my beer
It's all soggy and wet

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Mollygo Tue 25-May-21 11:03:59

My make up bag needs a good clear
Since I dropped it into my beer
It’s all soggy and wet
I really regret

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 25-May-21 12:11:26

My make up bag needs a good clear
Since I dropped it into my beer
It's all soggy and wet
I really regret
Mascara's all runny I fear.

Perhaps a new lipstick or two

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FarNorth Tue 25-May-21 12:53:00

Perhaps a new lipstick or two
Though really, I haven't a clue

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GoldenLady Tue 25-May-21 15:31:24

Perhaps a new lipstick or two
Though really, I haven't a clue
How to keep my bag dry

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crazyH Tue 25-May-21 17:17:37

Perhaps a new lipstick or two
Though really, I haven't a clue
How to keep my bag dry
Into it I cry

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Grany Tue 25-May-21 17:34:26

Perhaps a new lipstick or two
Though really, I haven't a clue
How to keep my bag dry
Into it I cry
Oh my goodness what a to do.

Waiting for the heatwave to come

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FarNorth Tue 25-May-21 17:52:12

Waiting for the heatwave to come
Meanwhile I'm just sat on my bum

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GoldenLady Tue 25-May-21 22:21:05

Waiting for the heatwave to come
Meanwhile I'm just sat on my bum
But meanwhile, it's May!

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Hellogirl1 Tue 25-May-21 23:45:42

Waiting for the heatwave to come
Meanwhile I`m just sat on my bum
But meanwhile, it`s May!
Want sun every day

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Nell8 Wed 26-May-21 06:04:10

Waiting for the heatwave to come
Meanwhile I'm just sat on my bum
But meanwhile, it's May!
Want sun every day
To cheer up the bees so they hum

The thought of a picnic is great

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Juliet27 Wed 26-May-21 06:51:08

The thought of a picnic is great
The hamper I could reinstate

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Mollygo Wed 26-May-21 09:09:50

The thought of a picnic is great
The hamper I could reinstate
A glass of Champagne

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henetha Wed 26-May-21 09:45:59

The thought of a picnic is great
The hamper I could reinstate
A glass of Champagne
In between the rain

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Mollygo Wed 26-May-21 10:09:17

The thought of a picnic is great
The hamper I could reinstate
A glass of Champagne
In between the rain
And delicious food on my plate.

What would that delicious food be?

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crazyH Wed 26-May-21 11:39:13

What would that delicious food be?
Fresh baked bread and a spread of Brie

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 26-May-21 12:23:00

What would that delicious food be?
Fresh baked bread and a spread of Brie
Juicy tomatoes

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crazyH Wed 26-May-21 13:25:57

What would that delicious food be?
Fresh baked bread and a spread of Brie
Juicy tomatoes
Yellow ripe mangos

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