Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

Pearls bring tears’ my mum used to say
And opals are dang’rous that way
But a diamond’s fire
Is what I desire
Buy me one, it’ll make my day !

I’m saving myself for a prince

I’m saving myself for a prince
The men around here make me wince

I’m saving myself for a Prince
The men around here make me wince
No style, no aplomb

I’m saving myself for a Prince
The men around here make me wince
No style, no aplomb,
I'll move to Hong Kong

I’m saving myself for a Prince
The men around here make me wince
No style, no aplomb,
I'll move to Hong Kong
To find the son of Mr Wong

I’ll take some lessons in Chinese

I’ll take some lessons in Chinese
That sure seems to be a smart wheeze

I’ll take some lessons in Chinese
That sure seems to be a smart wheeze
Spiders a-crawling

"Pearls bring tears" my mum used to say
And opals are dang`rous that way
But a diamond`s fire
Is what i desire
So with a rich man I will play

Whatever he needs I`ll provide

I’ll take some lessons in Chinese
That sure seems to be a smart wheeze
Spiders a-crawling
Kanji - appalling!

I`ll take some lessons in Chinese
That sure seems to be a smart wheeze
Spiders a-crawling
Kanji-appalling!
If I see one I`ll surely freeze!

I`m having my hair done next week

I`m having my hair done next week
I hope the result's what I seek

I`m having my hair done next week
I hope the result's what I seek
I fancy a ‘Cleopatra’

?? Crazy

I`m having my hair done next week
I hope the result's what I seek
I fancy a bob

I`m having my hair done next week
I hope the result's what I seek
I fancy a bob
And hope not to sob

I'm having my hair done next week
I hope the result's what I seek
I fancy a bob
And hope not to sob
I'll smile if it's shiny and sleek

My nails need refurbishing too

My nails need refurbishing too
As they're cracked and bitten right through

Sorry about the ‘Cleopatra’ ?? I was half asleep I guess ?

My nails need refurbishing too
As they're cracked and bitten right through
Manicures aren’t cheap

My nails need refurbishing too
As they’re cracked and bitten right through
Manicures aren’t cheap
You have to dig deep

My nails need refurbishing too
As they're cracked and bitten right through
Manicures aren't cheap
You have to dig deep
To make them look shiny and new.

The nail bar in town is busy

The nail bar in town is busy
Oh, yuck, my bob will go frizzy.

The nail bar in town is busy
Oh, yuck, my bob will go frizzy
My skin is a mess

The nail bar in town is busy
Oh, yuck, my bob will go frizzy
My skin is a mess
Neglect I confess

The nail bar in town is busy
Oh, yuck,my bob will go frizzy
My skin is a mess
Neglect I confess
`Cos I`m always in a tizzy

My life is so terribly rushed

The nail bar in town is busy
Oh, yuck, my bob will go frizzy
My skin is a mess
Neglect I confess
It’s blotchy and dry and bristly

I’m afraid I’ve left it too long

I’m afraid I’ve left it too long
My regret is coming on strong