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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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Mollygo Tue 27-Jul-21 22:09:08

My lilo has run out of air
My DH says he doesn’t care
I just need a pump

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Nell8 Tue 27-Jul-21 22:27:08

My lilo has run out of air
My DH says he doesn't care
I just need a pump
Before I can slump

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Juliet27 Tue 27-Jul-21 22:43:42

My lilo has run out of air
My DH says he doesn't care
I just need a pump
Before I can slump
To lay on it now I don’t dare.

Learnt to swim with a rubber ring

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Jul-21 23:54:02

Learnt to swim with a rubber ring
Had lots of fun with that thing

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FarNorth Tue 27-Jul-21 23:58:13

Learnt to swim with a rubber ring
Had lots of good fun with that thing
Jumped in the deep end

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 28-Jul-21 06:58:35

Learnt to swim with a rubber ring
Had lots of fun with that thing
Jumped in the deep end
Splashed with a friend

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GoldenLady Wed 28-Jul-21 15:49:21

Learnt to swim with a rubber ring
Had lots of fun with that thing
Jumped in the deep end
Splashed with a friend
Nostalgia, to thee I sing!

This summer's the hottest one ever

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Juliet27 Wed 28-Jul-21 16:17:48

This summer's the hottest one ever
I just can’t stay cool - whatever

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FarNorth Wed 28-Jul-21 18:05:25

This summer's the hottest one ever
I just can’t stay cool - whatever
Come back, rain and fog!

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Grany Wed 28-Jul-21 20:30:13

This summer's the hottest one ever
I just can’t stay cool - whatever
Come back, rain and fog!
I'll go for a jog

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crazyH Wed 28-Jul-21 21:04:13

This summer's the hottest one ever
I just can’t stay cool - whatever
Come back, rain and fog!
I'll go for a jog
No more complaints about winter

My skin is so bland and dry

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FarNorth Wed 28-Jul-21 21:11:06

My poor skin is so bland and dry
I don't know what next I can try

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crazyH Wed 28-Jul-21 21:31:58

My poor skin is so bland and dry
I don't know what next I can try
Will a skin graft help?

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Juliet27 Wed 28-Jul-21 22:01:04

My poor skin is so bland and dry
I don't know what next I can try
Will a skin graft help?
The thought made me yelp!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 29-Jul-21 12:24:04

My poor skin is so bland and dry
I don't know what next to try
Will a skin graft help?
The thought made me yelp!
The promises on the tin lie.

I thought I would try the salon

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crazyH Thu 29-Jul-21 12:33:07

I thought I would try the salon
They plastered me with cream, roll on

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GoldenLady Thu 29-Jul-21 14:40:49

I thought I would try the salon
They plastered me with cream, roll on
But it turned my face green

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Crocus5 Thu 29-Jul-21 14:46:49

I thought I would try the salon
The plasterers me with cream, roll on
But it turned my face green
Oh dear, I can’t be seen

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Grany Thu 29-Jul-21 19:51:52

I thought I would try the salon
The plasterers me with cream, roll on
But it turned my face green
Oh dear, I can’t be seen
Another day another dawn

I like to have a book to read

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Hellogirl1 Thu 29-Jul-21 22:01:06

I like to have a book to read
Whilst munching on my evening feed

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FarNorth Fri 30-Jul-21 00:45:31

I like to have a book to read
Whilst munching on my evening feed
With print nice and large

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nanna8 Fri 30-Jul-21 02:37:14

I like to have a book to read
Whilst munching on my evening feed
With print nice and large
Some chocolate bars

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Jul-21 08:38:28

I like to have a book to read
Whilst munching on my evening feed
With print nice and large
Some chocolate bars
And a large flagon of sweet mead.

It's no wonder I've gone to seed

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Jul-21 12:02:53

It's no wonder I've gone to seed
I have developed such a greed

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crazyH Fri 30-Jul-21 12:47:14

It's no wonder I've gone to seed
I have developed such a greed
A gastric bypass

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