Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

Alice thought she'd dye her blue jeans
As new ones were beyond her means
So now they are green
The brightest I've seen

Alice thought she'd dye her blue jeans
As new ones were beyond her means
So now they are green
The brightest I've seen
Just right for a girl in her teens

By contrast she dyed her hair red

By contrast she dyed her hair red
Then, so tired, she went to bed

By contrast she dyed her hair red
Then, so tired, she went to bed
Next day, down the town

By contrast she dyed her hair red
Then, so tired, she went to bed
Next day, down the town
Resembling a clown

By contrast she dyed her hair red
Then, so tired, she went to bed
Next day, down the town
Resembling a clown
Hi Ginger, someone laughingly said.

I think blonde highlights would suit her

I think blonde highlights would suit her
And would make her appearance less neuter,

I think blonde highlights would suit her
And would make her appearance less neuter,
She refused to budge

I think blonde highlights would suit her
And would make her appearance less neuter,
She refused to budge
Afraid folk would judge

I think blonde highlights would suit her
And would make her appearance less neuter,
She refused to budge
Afraid folk would judge
And bullies in vans would toot her

Alice met a colour blind boy

Alice met a colour blind boy
Whose patter could sometimes annoy

Alice met a colour blind boy
Whose patter could sometimes annoy
She listened all day

Alice met a colour blind boy
Whose patter could sometimes annoy
She listened all day
With nothing to say

Alice met a colour blind boy
Whose patter could sometimes annoy
She listened all day
With nothing to say
Then bought him a black and white toy.

He cuddled that panda so much

He cuddled that panda so much
It was his true best friend, as such

He cuddled that panda so much
It was his true best friend, as such.
It slept in his bed,

He cuddled that panda so much
It was his true best friend, as such.
It slept in his bed,
So cosy, played dead

He cuddled that panda so much
It was his true best friend, as such.
It slept in his bed,
So cosy, played dead
But it was still warm to the touch.

The panda thought "This is heaven"

The panda thought "This is heaven"
I'll stay here 'til he is eleven

The panda thought "This is heaven"
I'll stay here 'til he’s eleven
Then when he’s too old

The panda thought "This is heaven"
I'll stay here 'til he’s eleven
Then when he’s too old
I may be so bold

The panda thought "This is heaven"
I'll stay here 'til he’s eleven
Then when he’s too old
I may be so bold
To move in with Jake who’s seven

He was not too happy at first

He was not too happy at first
So hungry and having a thirst

He was not too happy at first
So hungry and having a thirst
But came to accept

He was not too happy at first
So hungry and having a thirst
But came to accept
Wherever he slept