Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

My ficus elastica’s fine
I feed her with coffee and wine
Not everyone knows
The reason she glows
That secret is going to stay mine

My spider plant, sadly has died

My spider plant, sadly has died
The reason is undignified

My spider plant, sadly has died
The reason is undignified
It fell in the loo

My spider plant sadly has died
The reason is undignified
It fell in the loo
Being treated with Bloo

My spider plant sadly has died
The reason is undignified
It fell in the loo
Being treated with Bloo
It's really no wonder I cried.

The 'country fresh air' has a pong

The 'country fresh air' has a pong
Makes my eyes water it's so strong

The 'country fresh air' has a pong
Makes my eyes water it's so strong
The ponies’ are out

The 'country fresh air' has a pong
Makes my eyes water it's so strong
The ponies are out
Of that there's no doubt

The 'country fresh air' has a pong
Makes my eyes water it's so strong
The ponies are out
Of that there's no doubt
To the city I'm moving along.

Writing a limerick is fun

Writing a limerick is fun
It's something that I've never done

Writing a limerick is fun
It's something that I've never done
We now have the chance

Writing a limerick is fun
It's something that I've never done
We now have the chance
To make our words dance

Writing a limerick is fun
It's something that I've never done
We now have the chance
To make our words dance
By adding a line one by one.

I'm wearing my swimsuit today

I’m wearing my swimsuit today
And hoping the sun’s going to stay

I’m wearing my swimsuit today
And hoping the sun’s going to stay
And if the pool’s cold

I’m wearing my swimsuit today
And hoping the sun’s going to stay.
And if the pool’s cold
I’m going to be bold

I'm wearing my swimsuit today
And hoping the sun's going to stay
And if the pool's cold
I'm going to be bold
And wash all the cobwebs away.

Tomorrow should bring skies of blue

Tomorrow should bring skies of blue
I certainly hope that is true

Tomorrow should bring skies of blue
I certainly hope that is true
I’m planning to meet

Tomorrow should bring skies of blue
I certainly hope that is true
I'm planning to meet
My friends at the gite

Tomorrow should bring skies of blue
I certainly hope that is true
I'm planning to meet
My friends at the gite
La réunion long overdue.

I’ve missed our gossiping chatter

I’ve missed our gossiping chatter
On things that do and don't matter

I’ve missed our gossiping chatter
On things that do and don't matter
We’re just catching up

I`ve missed our gossiping chatter
On things that do and don`t matter
We`re just catching up
Whilst having a sup

I`ve missed our gossiping chatter
On things that do and don`t matter
We`re just catching up
Whilst having a sup
French pastries make us grow fatter!

But who can resist Saumur fizz?