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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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Hellogirl1 Thu 11-Nov-21 22:03:27

Their plan was fiendish and clever
He`ll not escape from it, never
They`ve worked out a trap

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henetha Fri 12-Nov-21 11:15:05

Their plan was fiendish and clever
He`ll not escape from it, never
They`ve worked out a trap
With a secret map

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Hellogirl1 Fri 12-Nov-21 23:53:05

Their plan was fiendish and clever
He`ll not escape from it, never
They`ve worked out a trap
With a secret map
He`ll be there for ever and ever

Light at the end of the tunnel!!

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Jangran99 Sun 14-Nov-21 16:57:23

Light at the end of the tunnel!!!
As he follows a small runnel

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Juliet27 Sun 14-Nov-21 22:47:12

Light at the end of the tunnel!!!
As he follows a small runnel
He’s nearing the end

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crazyH Sun 14-Nov-21 23:23:32

Light at the end of the tunnel!!!
As he follows a small runnel
He’s nearing the end
Manouvering the bend

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Hellogirl1 Sun 14-Nov-21 23:39:41

Light at the end of the tunnel!!!
As he follows a small runnel
He`s nearing the end
Manouevering the bend
And finds he`s stuck in a funnel

This one`s a bit of a bugger

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henetha Mon 15-Nov-21 14:31:56

This one`s a bit of a bugger
I got robbed by a lone mugger

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Crocus5 Mon 15-Nov-21 14:44:17

This one’s a bit of a bugger
I got robbed by a lone mugger
Appeared from nowhere

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Nov-21 21:48:45

This one’s a bit of a bugger
I got robbed by a lone mugger
Appeared from nowhere
Came out of thin air

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Hellogirl1 Mon 15-Nov-21 21:58:51

This one`s a bit of a bugger
I got robbed by a lone mugger
Appeared from nowhere
Came out of thin air
I`m sure that he must play rugger

He tackled me so fast and hard

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crazyH Tue 16-Nov-21 00:07:01

He tackled me so fast and hard
Despite helmet and rolls of lard

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 16-Nov-21 16:35:00

He tackled me so fast and hard
Despite helmet and rolls of lard
I kicked him in the

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Hellogirl1 Wed 17-Nov-21 22:06:15

He tackled me so fast and hard
Despite helmet and rolls of lard
I kicked him in the
Delicate places

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henetha Fri 19-Nov-21 10:28:24

He tackled me so fast and hard
Despite helmet and rolls of lard
I kicked him in the
Delicate place, he
Fell because I caught him off guard.

(apologies Hellogirl about slight alteration to make it rhyme.).

Today it is Children in Need

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Hellogirl1 Fri 19-Nov-21 23:25:19

Today it is Children in Need
They need all our help, yes indeed,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Nov-21 15:01:28

Today it is Children in Need
They need all our help, yes indeed
Many sad cases

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crazyH Sat 20-Nov-21 15:49:36

Today it is Children in Need
They need all our help, yes indeed
Many sad cases
Pitiful cases

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Juliet27 Sat 20-Nov-21 18:57:32

Today it is Children in Need
They need all our help, yes indeed
Many sad cases
Pitiful cases
Such unhappy stories we read.

A very dedicated nurse

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Hellogirl1 Sat 20-Nov-21 23:05:58

A very dedicated nurse
Surprisingly conversed in verse

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Crocus5 Sun 21-Nov-21 08:36:29

A very dedicated nurse
Surprisingly conversed in verse
In poetic form

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henetha Sun 21-Nov-21 10:46:22

A very dedicated nurse
Surprisingly conversed in verse
In poetic form
During a bad storm

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Juliet27 Sun 21-Nov-21 16:20:24

A very dedicated nurse
Surprisingly conversed in verse
In poetic form
During a bad storm
Her prose became terse with a curse.

Outside there was an icy blast

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Hellogirl1 Sun 21-Nov-21 22:15:07

Outside there was an icy blast
It was the ghost of Christmas past

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 22-Nov-21 16:00:45

Outside there was an icy blast
It was the ghost of Christmas past
Which haunted me so

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