Limericks 17

She’ll be mad that I’ve said that
No longer be wanting to chat
Shall I bake a cake
Will it the peace make?
I can’t see it mending this spat.

Unlike families, friends you choose

Unlike families, friends you choose
With whom to share all your good news

Unlike families, friends you choose
With whom to share all your good news
Shoulder to cry on

Unlike families, friends you choose
With whom to share all your good news
Shoulder to cry on
When the boyfriend’s gone

Unlike families, friends you choose
With whom to share all your good news
Shoulder to cry on
When the boyfriend’s gone
And you're having the big time blues.

What a difference a hug makes

What a difference a hug makes
Warm and loving for all our sakes

What a difference a hug makes
Warm and loving for all our sakes
Try one tomorrow

What a difference a hug makes
Warm and loving for all our sakes
Try one tomorrow
Banish your sorrow

What a difference a hug makes
Warm and loving for all our sakes
Try one tomorrow
Banish your sorrow
And repay by baking them cakes.

A nice big Victoria sponge

A nice big Victoria sponge
Is what I fancy, after lunch

A nice big Victoria sponge
Is what I fancy, after lunch
A lovely plump slice

A nice big Victoria sponge
Is what I fancy, after lunch,
A lovely plump slice
With cream, fresh or ice

A nice big Victoria Sponge
Is what I fancy, after lunch,
A lovely plump slice
With cream, fresh or ice
Is what I really need to munch

I know it`s calorie laden

I know it`s calorie laden
But I’m just a greedy maiden

I know it`s calorie laden
But I’m just a greedy maiden
It bothers me not

I know it`s calorie laden
But I’m just a greedy maiden
It bothers me not
If I get a spot

I know it`s calorie laden
But I`m just a greedy maiden
It bothers me not
If I get a spot
Hoping it will soon be fadin`

I`ve got some miraculous cream

I`ve got some miraculous cream
It’s said to work just like a dream

I`ve got some miraculous cream
It’s said to work just like a dream
I’ll wake up and find

I’ve got some miraculous cream
It’s said to work like a dream
I’ll wake up to find
To me it’s been kind

I've got some miraculous cream
It's said to work like a dream
I'll wake up to find
To me it's been kind
It'll knock off years and I'll beam.

It cost me an arm and a leg

It cost me an arm and a leg
Please, l hope it does work, I beg

It cost me an arm and a leg
Please, l hope it does work, I beg
So no more big zits

It cost me an arm and a leg
Please, I hope it does work, I beg
So no more big zits
Cos they are the pits

It cost me an arm and a leg
Please, I hope it does work, I beg
So no more big zits
Cos they are the pits
I want smooth skin like Auntie Meg.

She won a beauty queen contest