Limericks 17

She cooks and she cleans and she shops
She tends to the acres of crops
Does she get a rest?

She cooks and she cleans and she shops
She tends to the acres of crops
Does she get a rest?
No, mother knows best,

She cooks and she cleans and she shops
She tends to the acres of crops
Does she get a rest?
No, mother knows best
That`s why she`s the tops with my pops

He thinks she`s worth her weight in gold

He thinks she's worth her weight in gold
From their youth, 'to have and to hold'

He thinks she`s worth her weight in gold
From their youth, `to have and to hold`
In sickness and health

He thinks she`s worth her weight in gold
From their youth, `to have and to hold`
In sickness and health
And sharing their wealth

He thinks she`s worth her weight in gold
From their youth, `to have and to hold`
In sickness and health
And sharing their wealth
She's simply the best, so I'm told.

Don't take those we love for granted

Don't take those we love for granted
Let’s extend the love we planted

Don't take those we love for granted
Let’s extend the love we planted
With nurture, it’ll grow

Don't take those we love for granted
Let’s extend the love we planted
With nurture, it’ll grow
If we don't let go

Don`t take those we love for granted
Let`s extend the love we planted
With nurture, it`ll grow
If we don`t let go
Just like good brandy, decanted

Don`t let folk say romance is dead

Don't let folk say
romance is dead,
Take that thought out of your head,

Don't let folk say romance is dead,
Take that thought out of your head
It's alive and well

Don’t let folk say romance is dead
Take that thought out of your head
It’s alive and well
As many will tell

Don’t let folk say romance is dead
Take that thought out of your head
It’s alive and well
As many will tell
And it’s in every Cartland I’ve read

But I haven’t yet found my soulmate

But I haven’t yet found my soulmate
I wish there were more I could date

But I haven’t yet found my soulmate
I wish there were more I could date
They’re all spoken for

But I haven`t yet found my soulmate
I wish there were more I could date
They`re all spoken for
They say less is more

But I haven`t yet found my soulmate
I wish there were more I could date
They`re all spoken for
They say less is more
But to be alone is my fate

There was a magician from Leeds

There was a magician from Leeds
Who performed astonishing deeds

There was a magician from Leeds
Who performed astonishing deeds,
He vanished Boris

There was a magician from Leeds
Who performed astonishing deeds,
He vanished Boris
Changed him to Doris

There was a magician from Leeds
Who performed astonishing deeds,
He vanished Boris
Changed him to Doris
But he still amazingly breeds.

Rich or famous, which is the best?

Rich or famous, which is the best?
Not had either, I need to test

Rich or famous, which is the best?
Not had either, I need to test
I'd like to try rich