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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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henetha Sat 21-Aug-21 13:43:47

The old funny men were the best
Much, much better than all the rest
Oh, those were the days
Being nice always pays
They would pass any laughter test.

A good laugh is what we all need

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Hellogirl1 Sat 21-Aug-21 22:06:42

A good laugh is what we all need
And what we deserve, yes indeed

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Aug-21 07:34:03

A good laugh is what we all need
And what we deserve, yes indeed
We’ve had some tough times

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Crocus5 Sun 22-Aug-21 21:02:37

A good laugh is what we all need
And what we deserve, yes indeed
We’ve had some some times
Yet enjoying rhymes

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crazyH Sun 22-Aug-21 21:10:21

A good laugh is what we all need
And what we deserve, yes indeed
We’ve had some some times
Yet enjoying rhymes
Not letting our brains go to seed

My mate Margaret is after a man

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Aug-21 21:43:36

My mate Margaret is after a man
I’ve seen adverts for ‘Man and Van’

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Crocus5 Mon 23-Aug-21 11:11:34

My mate Margaret is after a man
I’ve seen adverts for ‘Many and Van’
Will pick up your stuff

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 23-Aug-21 14:15:47

My mate Margaret is after a man
I've seen adverts for 'Man and Van''
Will pick up your stuff
He's handy but gruff

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crazyH Mon 23-Aug-21 14:25:41

My mate Margaret is after a man
I've seen adverts for 'Man and Van''
Will pick up your stuff
He's handy but gruff
And he's got a grand looking tan.

But he's not exactly Tom Cruise

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Hellogirl1 Mon 23-Aug-21 20:52:27

But he`s not exactly Tom Cruise
Who to me wouldn`t be good news

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crazyH Mon 23-Aug-21 21:44:52

But he`s not exactly Tom Cruise
Who to me wouldn`t be good news
He’s short and I’m tall

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Juliet27 Tue 24-Aug-21 02:10:30

But he`s not exactly Tom Cruise
Who to me wouldn`t be good news
He’s short and I’m tall
For him I’d not fall

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henetha Tue 24-Aug-21 10:52:18

But he`s not exactly Tom Cruise
Who to me wouldn`t be good news
He’s short and I’m tall
For him I’d not fall
Although he wears lifts in his shoes.

I'd love a fling with George Clooney

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crazyH Tue 24-Aug-21 11:53:41

I'd love a fling with George Clooney
You may think I’m a right looney

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 24-Aug-21 11:55:07

I'd love a fling with George Clooney
You may think I'm a right looney
We all have our dreams

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Hellogirl1 Tue 24-Aug-21 20:27:16

I`d love a fling with George Clooney
You may think I`m a right looney
We all have our dreams
Some quite daft, it seems

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henetha Wed 25-Aug-21 11:01:37

I`d love a fling with George Clooney
You may think I`m a right looney
We all have our dreams
Some quite daft, it seems
Some fancy the young Wayne Rooney.

I'm wearing a lovely red dress

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Aug-21 11:56:48

I'm wearing a lovely red dress
I put it on just to impress

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crazyH Wed 25-Aug-21 16:19:11

I'm wearing a lovely red dress
I put it on just to impress
But didn’t realise

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Juliet27 Fri 27-Aug-21 09:14:10

I'm wearing a lovely red dress
I put it on just to impress
But didn’t realise
I bought the wrong size

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henetha Fri 27-Aug-21 10:53:48

I'm wearing a lovely red dress
I put it on just to impress
But didn’t realise
I bought the wrong size
I look ghastly I must confess.

So I'll stick to t-shirt and jeans

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crazyH Fri 27-Aug-21 12:04:42

So I'll stick to t-shirt and jeans
The price is well within my means

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 27-Aug-21 12:43:11

So I'll stick to t-shirt and jeans
The price is well within my means
They flatter me so

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Crocus5 Fri 27-Aug-21 15:01:05

So I’ll stick to t-shirt and jeans
The price is well within my means
They flatter me so
I’m ready to go

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crazyH Fri 27-Aug-21 17:13:28

So I’ll stick to t-shirt and jeans
The price is well within my means
They flatter me so
I’m ready to go
To compete with those pretty teens

They stop and stare, and wonder where

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