Limericks 17

When I was young and very slim
I didn't need to join a gym
My waist was that small
‘Hey Twiggy’ they’d call

When I was young and very slim
I didn't need to join a gym
My waist was that small

When I was young and very slim
I didn't need to join a gym

I've taken to eating dark chocolate
As milk is now quite hard to get
Dark's best for the heart
Eat it by the cart
So I’ve put on kilos I bet

When I was young and very slim

I've taken to eating dark chocolate
As milk is now quite hard to get
Dark's best for the heart
Eat it by the cart

I’ve taken to eating dark chocolate
As milk is now quite hard to get
Dark’s best for the heart

I’ve taken to eating dark chocolate
As milk is now quite hard to get

I`m ready for a love affair
With one for whom I really care
Tall, smart and handsome?
Hold him to ransom
I fancy him I do declare ?

I’ve taken to eating dark chocolate

I`m ready for a love affair
With one for whom I really care
Tall, smart and handsome?
Hold him to ransom

I'm ready for a love affair
With one for whom I really care
Tall, smart and handsome?

I`m ready for a love affair
With one for whom I really care

I`ll stand under the mistletoe
Awaiting my young handsome beau
Lips puckered ready
For Brian or Freddie
One kiss and it`s all systems go!

I`m ready for a love affair

I`ll stand under the mistletoe
Awaiting my young handsome beau
Lips puckered ready
For Brian or Freddie

I`ll stand under the mistletoe
Awaiting my young handsome beau
Lips puckered ready

I'll stand under the mistletoe
Awaiting my young handsome beau

We`ll have a Christmas Day suntan
`neath the trees I`ll wave my fan
Eating local treats
And exotic meats
I'll get as merry as I can.

I'll stand under the mistletoe

We`ll have a Christmas suntan
`neath the trees I`ll wave my fan
Eating local treats
And exotic meats

We’ll have a Christmas suntan
‘neath the trees I’ll wave my fan
Eating local treats

We'll have a Christmas suntan
'neath the palm trees I'll wave my fan

I think I`ll move to warmer climes
But will I hear the Christmas chimes?
Depends where you go
Santa still says "Ho-Ho"
In all languages it still rhymes.

We'll have a Christmas Day suntan

I think I`ll move to warmer climes
But will I hear the Christmas chimes?
Depends where you go
Santa still says "Ho-Ho"

I think I’ll move to warmer climes
But will I hear the Christmas chimes?
Depends where you go

I think I’ll move to warmer climes
But will I hear the Christmas chimes?

Outside there was an icy blast
It was the ghost of Christmas past
Which haunted me so
I wished it would go
I put on my thermals quite fast.

I think I’ll move to warmer climes

Outside there was an icy blast
It was the ghost of Christmas past
Which haunted me so
I wished it would go