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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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Juliet27 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:51:17

She joined the Paras for a dare
Not knowing what she’d have to wear
The chaps would go wild
Easily beguiled

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:52:19

She joined the Paras for a dare
Not knowing what she'd have to wear
The chaps would go wild
At what she would find
Would the men have true grit so rare?

She learned manoeuvres in a ditch

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:53:53

They called her a witch

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crazyH Sun 18-Jul-21 19:13:55

She learned manoeuvres in a ditch
She couldn’t get out, she’s a titch

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henetha Mon 19-Jul-21 11:45:56

She learned manoeuvres in a ditch
She couldn’t get out, she’s a titch
Five feet in her socks

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Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 13:32:36

She learned manoeuvres in a ditch
She couldn’t get out she’s a titch
Five feet in her socks
But she’s worked on the docks

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Hellogirl1 Mon 19-Jul-21 21:37:14

She learned manoeuvres in a ditch
She couldn`t get out, she`s a titch
Five feet in her socks
But she`s worked the docks
She earned so much that she`s now rich

But money`s not gone to her head

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crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 21:41:45

But money`s not gone to her head
She still goes to Poundstores for bread

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Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 23:40:26

But moneys not gone to her head
She still goes to Poundstores for bread
She eats it with jam

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Crocus5 Tue 20-Jul-21 10:32:58

But money’s not gone to her head
She still goes to Poundstores for bread
She eats it with jam
And even with ham

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Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 10:51:36

But money’s not gone to her head
She still goes to Poundstores for bread
She eats it with jam
And even with ham
But her sandwiches do taste of lead.

She decided to go for a walk

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henetha Tue 20-Jul-21 10:53:09

But money’s not gone to her head
She still goes to Poundstores for bread
She eats it with jam
And even with ham,
It sits in her stomach like lead.

So maybe she needs gluten free

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henetha Tue 20-Jul-21 10:54:07

sorry, I2.

She decided to go for a walk
And took her best friend for a talk

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Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 11:11:01

Prefer yours henetha !

So maybe she needs gluten free
Or non dairy she’ll just have to see

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 20-Jul-21 12:37:53

So maybe she needs gluten free
Or non dairy she'll just have to see
The rules are quite strict

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Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 14:52:23

So maybe she needs gluten free
Or non dairy she’ll just have to see
The rules are quite strict
And a cornet she’s licked

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Hellogirl1 Tue 20-Jul-21 21:31:35

So maybe she needs gluten free
Or non dairy she`ll just have to see
The rules are quite strict
And a cornet she`s licked
Now what can she have for her tea?

Gluten free toast with a poached egg

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Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 21:56:25

Gluten free toast with a poached egg
Surely you’re pulling my leg

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 21-Jul-21 08:22:07

Gluten free toast with a poached egg
Surely you're puling my leg
Simple but tasty

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 09:12:10

Gluten free toast with a poached egg
Surely you’re pulling my leg
Simple but tasty
So hurry, be hasty

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henetha Wed 21-Jul-21 12:08:05

Gluten free toast with a poached egg
Surely you’re pulling my leg
Simple but tasty
So hurry, be hasty
Can I have two please, I beg?

And a nice cup of tea, no sugar

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 12:11:03

And a nice cup of tea, no sugar
That low calorie sweetener’s a bugger,

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Hellogirl1 Wed 21-Jul-21 23:18:46

And a nice cup of tea, no sugar
That low calorie sweetener`s a bugger,
It tastes so yucky

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 14:45:56

And a nice cup of tea, no sugar
That low calorie sweetener’s a bugger
It tastes so yucky
And make the cups mucky

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Hellogirl1 Thu 22-Jul-21 22:54:41

And a nice cup of tea, no sugar
That low calorie sweetener`s a bugger
It tastes so yucky
Makes the cups mucky
But stops me being a glugger

Water`s good for the complexion

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