LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

Soon you`ll be feeling just fine
Partaking of crumpets and wine
The sun will bring cheer
Any time of year
As you and your lover entwine.

How happy your life will be then

Soon you`ll be feeling just fine
Partaking of crumpets and wine
The sun will bring cheer
Any time of year

Soon you'll be feeling just fine
Partaking of crumpets and wine
The sun will bring cheer

Soon you'll be feeling just fine
Partaking of crumpets and wine

So just pop round and ring the bell
And sadly say you don’t feel well
Ask for some pink stuff
Not lots, just enough
And take it, in spite of the smell.

Soon you'll be feeling just fine

So just pop round and ring the bell
And sadly say you don’t feel well
Ask for some pink stuff
Not lots, just enough

So just pop round and ring the bell
And sadly say you don't feel well
Ask for some pink stuff

So just pop round and ring the bell
And sadly say you don't feel well

You really should see a medic
It's not just a petty headache
Your body's gone wild
It doesn't sound mild
You should try the walk-in clinic.

So just pop round and ring the bell

You really should see a medic
It’s not just a petty headache
You body's gone wild
It doesn’t sound mild

You really should see a medic
It’s not just a petty headache
You body's gone wild

You really should see a medic
It’s not just a petty headache

I feel like stamping and screaming
Hopefully, I am just dreaming
But how can I tell?
Your legs hurt like hell?
And down your face tears are streaming

You really should see a medic

I feel like stamping and screaming
Hopefully, I am just dreaming
But how can I tell?
Your legs hurt like hell?

I feel like stamping and screaming
Hopefully, I am just dreaming
But how can I tell?

I feel like stamping and screaming
Hopefully, I am just dreaming

The latest face cream hasn’t worked
It found hidden pimples that lurked
Now they are bright red
And sadly have spread
I'm now feeling terribly irked.

I feel like stamping and screaming

The latest face cream hasn’t worked
It found hidden pimples that lurked
Now they are bright red
And sadly have spread

The latest face cream hasn’t worked
It found hidden pimples that lurked
Now they are bright red

The latest face cream hasn’t worked
It found hidden pimples that lurked

I`ll run with the wind on the moors
And feel thankful to be outdoors
It`s too hot for me
Stuck by the TV
I need air to open my pores

The latest face cream hasn`t worked

I’ll run with the wind or the moors
And feel thankful to be outdoors
It’s too hot for me
Stuck by the TV

I'll run with the wind o'er the moors
And feel thankful to be outdoors
It's too hot for me

I'll run with the wind o'er the moors
And feel thankful to be outdoors

Certainly not coffee or tea
Only high class whisky for me
Or rum would be great
Or vodka? No, wait
Today, I will have G & T

I'll run with the wind o'er the moors