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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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crazyH Fri 19-Feb-21 00:16:55

Before lockdown dining was fun
But clouds have now blocked out the sun

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Hellogirl1 Thu 18-Feb-21 23:50:30

Tonight it`s dinner for we two
I`ll go to Marks if I were you
Their great dine in meals
Are best of their deals
Book now and you won`t need to queue

Before lockdown dining was fun

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crazyH Thu 18-Feb-21 18:35:18

Tonight it's dinner for we two
I’ll go to Marks if I were you
Their great dine in meals
Are best of their deals

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Jangran99 Thu 18-Feb-21 18:06:11

Tonight it's dinner for we two
I’ll go to Marks if I were you
Their great dine in meals

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Jangran99 Thu 18-Feb-21 18:03:27

this is the very strict thread?88558

Tonight it's dinner for we two

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crazyH Thu 18-Feb-21 18:00:43

Tonight it's dinner for two
I’ll go to Marks if I were you

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polomint Thu 18-Feb-21 17:56:38

I’ve been eating far too much fudge
From the sofa I cannot budge
A lettuce or two
That will have to do
And it's not up to anyone to judge

Tonight it's dinner for two

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crazyH Thu 18-Feb-21 17:14:34

I’ve been eating far too much fudge
From the sofa I cannot budge
A lettuce or two
That will have to do

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Mollygo Thu 18-Feb-21 17:11:47

I’ve been eating far too much fudge
From the sofa I cannot budge
A lettuce or two

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crazyH Thu 18-Feb-21 16:53:33

I’ve been eating far too much fudge
From the sofa, I cannot budge

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Juliet27 Thu 18-Feb-21 15:55:06

She has a house that is sterile
Where just one crumb is seen as vile
With bleach cleans her teeth
There's no plaque beneath
Visiting her feels such a trial

If been eating far too much fudge

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 18-Feb-21 15:14:52

She has a house that is sterile
Where just one crumb is seen as vile
With bleach cleans her teeth
There's no plaque beneath

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Elrel Thu 18-Feb-21 14:35:09

She has a house that is sterile
Where just one crumb is seen as vile
With bleach cleans her teeth

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FarNorth Thu 18-Feb-21 13:49:56

She has a house that is sterile
Where just one crumb is seen as vile

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Jangran99 Thu 18-Feb-21 13:06:55

My friend says she'll help me deep clean
Though I’m not sure why she’s so keen
I couldn’t care less
If I’m in a mess
And don’t want the latest machine

She has a house that is sterile

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Ashcombe Thu 18-Feb-21 12:16:58

My friend says she'll help me deep clean
Though I’m not sure why she’s so keen
I couldn’t care less
If I’m in a mess

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Jangran99 Thu 18-Feb-21 12:07:47

My friend says she'll help me deep clean
Though I’m not sure why she’s so keen
I couldn’t care less

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Juliet27 Thu 18-Feb-21 08:31:47

My friend says she'll help me deep clean
Though I’m not sure why she’s so keen

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FarNorth Thu 18-Feb-21 03:23:05

Can`t see her dancing in Swan Lake
Under her feet the stage would quake
Squeezed in a tutu
Needing the loo, too,
I think her composure would break.

My friend says she'll help me deep clean

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Elrel Thu 18-Feb-21 00:57:21

Can`t see her dancing in Swan Lake
Under her feet the stage would quake
Squeezed in a tutu
Needing the loo, too,

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Jangran99 Thu 18-Feb-21 00:04:42

Can`t see her dancing in Swan Lake
Under her feet the stage would quake
Squeezed in a tutu

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Hellogirl1 Wed 17-Feb-21 23:44:36

Can`t see her dancing in Swan Lake
Under her feet the stage would quake

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Juliet27 Wed 17-Feb-21 22:49:20

?? Crazy

Lulu really does have a nerve
She swings her hips and bits with verve
Her belly dancing
And High Kick prancing
Her dignity does not preserve.

Can’t see her dancing in Swan Lake

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crazyH Wed 17-Feb-21 22:39:18

Lulu really does have a nerve
She swings her hips and bits with verve
Her belly dancing
Was jelly wobbling

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nanna8 Wed 17-Feb-21 09:55:24

Lulu really does have a nerve
She swings her hips and bits with verve
Her belly dancing
And High Kick prancing

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