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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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crazyH Tue 16-Mar-21 19:02:35

Is your cooking style Cordon Bleu?
Mine is more a mix, match and wooooo!!!!
Nothing is wasted,
Potatos grated

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Ashcombe Tue 16-Mar-21 17:31:08

Is your cooking style Cordon Bleu?
Mine is more a mix, match and wooooo!!!!
Nothing is wasted,

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crazyH Tue 16-Mar-21 15:42:06

Is your cooking style Cordon Bleu?
Mine is more a mix, match and wooooo!!!!

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Mollygo Tue 16-Mar-21 14:21:35

I like to get lost in a book
The mess round me I overlook
I enrich my mind
It helps me unwind
And when I get hungry, I cook!

Is your cooking style Cordon Bleu?

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libra10 Tue 16-Mar-21 14:15:40

I like to get lost in a book
The mess round me I overlook
I enrich my mind
help me unwind

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FarNorth Tue 16-Mar-21 14:10:32

I like to get lost in a book
The mess round me I overlook
I enrich my mind

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crazyH Tue 16-Mar-21 12:58:12

I like to get lost in a book
The mess round me I overlook

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 16-Mar-21 11:35:44

I'm sorry for using both posts
Mollygo, to you we'll raise toasts!
Fairness, in all things
Roundabouts and swings
And we so like to play great hosts.

I like to get lost in a book

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FarNorth Tue 16-Mar-21 01:49:07

I’m sorry for using both posts
Mollygo, to you we'll raise toasts!
Fairness, in all things
Roundabouts and swings

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crazyH Mon 15-Mar-21 22:16:08

I’m sorry for using both posts
Mollygo, to you we'll raise toasts!
Fairness, in all things

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Ashcombe Mon 15-Mar-21 22:07:08

I’m sorry for using both posts
Mollygo, to you we'll raise toasts!

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Mollygo Mon 15-Mar-21 14:46:32

Time waits for no man they do say
While the sun shines, we must make hay
Not bask in a chair
Goodbye diets? Don’t care!
It’s time to relax and to play.

I’m sorry for using both posts

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FarNorth Mon 15-Mar-21 12:50:50

Time waits for no man, they do say
While the sun shines we must make hay
Goodbye to diets

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FarNorth Mon 15-Mar-21 12:50:28

Time waits for no man, they do say
While the sun shines we must make hay
Not bask in a chair?

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crazyH Mon 15-Mar-21 12:49:27

Time waits for no man, they do say
While the sun shines we must make hay
Goodbye to diets

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 15-Mar-21 12:27:07

Time waits for no man, they do say
While the sun shines we must make hay

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crazyH Mon 15-Mar-21 08:59:12

Anything for a quiet life
Away from the trouble and strife
A house on a hill
Lots of time to kill
A break from being a housewife

Time waits for no man, they do say

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Hellogirl1 Sun 14-Mar-21 23:57:47

Anything for a quiet life
Away from the trouble and strife
A house on a hill
Lots of time to kill

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crazyH Sun 14-Mar-21 23:22:22

Anything for a quiet life
Away from the trouble and strife
A house on a hill

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Mollygo Sun 14-Mar-21 22:41:22

Anything for a quiet life
Away from the trouble and strife

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Grany Sun 14-Mar-21 20:00:45

Don't hit him, two wrongs don't make a right!
Just keep him locked up in jail, tight.
Handcuffs, ankle chains
And taking great pains
Do not let him put up a fight

Anything for a quiet life

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 14-Mar-21 14:56:17

Don't hit him, two wrongs don't make a right!
Just keep him locked up in jail, tight.
Handcuffs, ankle chains
And taking great pains

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crazyH Sun 14-Mar-21 14:17:22

Don't hit him, two wrongs don't make right!
Just keep him locked up in jail, tight.
Hand cuffs, ankle chains

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FarNorth Sun 14-Mar-21 12:24:58

Don't hit him, two wrongs don't make right!
Just keep him locked up in jail, tight.

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Mollygo Sun 14-Mar-21 09:05:34

They hauled him off to the slammer
The coward made such a clamour
Cops said, “Shut your trap!”
And gave him a smack
He sued them for that-t’was Karma.

Don’t hit him, two wrongs don’t make right!

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