Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

My locks are too long with some grey
To sort it a lot I will pay
I’ll look sleek and smart
At least that’s a start

My locks are too long with some grey
To sort it, a lot I will pay
I'll look sleek and smart

Dennis Healy eat your heart out
April 12, a chance to start out
A new beginning,
At last we’re winning
Neat hair for many there’s no doubt

Wonders, “Should I try a new style?”

My locks are too long with some grey
To sort it, a lot I will pay

Dennis Healey eat your heart out
April 12th, a chance to start out.
A new beginning
At last we're winning
As all of us will look smart out!

My locks are too long with some grey

Dennis Healey eat your heat out
April 12th, a chance to start out
A new beginning
At last we're winning

Dennis Healey eat your heat out
April 12th, a chance to start out
A new beginning

Dennis Heay eat your heart out.
April 12th, a chance to start out

On second thought, I look a fright
I’d rather not reveal my plight
Hair like Brillo pads
Eyebrows like my Dad’s
Oh Lord, I do look a sight !!!!!

Dennis Healey, eat your heart out

On second thought, I look a fright
I’d rather not reveal my plight
Hair like Brillo pads
Eyebrows like my Dad’s

On second thoughts, I look a fright
I’d rather not reveal my plight
Hair like Brillo pads

On second thoughts, I look a fright
I’d rather not reveal my plight

I do sound full of doom and gloom
Right now, for joy there is no room
Let's have a moan-in
Or try a phone-in?
Failing that, we can even Zoom....

On second thoughts, I look a fright

I do sound full of doom and gloom
Right now, for joy there is no room
Let's have a moan-in
Or try a phone-in?

I do sound full of doom and gloom
Right now, for joy there is no room
Let's have a moan-in

I do sound full of doom and gloom
Right now, for joy there is no room

My hedge needs cutting, but there's nests
I can't hurt the birds, they eat pests
When all the eggs hatch
And fledglings dispatch
That’s the start of all their life tests.

I do sound full of doom and gloom

My hedge needs cutting, but there's nests
I can't hurt the birds, they eat pests
When all the eggs hatch
And fledglings dispatch

My hedge needs cutting, but there’s nests
I can’t hurt the birds, they eat pests
When all the eggs hatch

My hedge needs cutting, but there’s nests
I can’t hurt the birds, they eat pests

Had a walk down memory lane
To sense those old feelings again
But senses are dull
As over I mull
The events that had caused me pain

My hedge needs cutting but there’s nests

Had a walk down memory lane
To sense those old feelings again
But senses are dull
As over I mull

Had a walk down memory lane
To sense those old feelings again
But senses are dull

Had a walk down memory lane
To sense those old feelings again

Is your cooking style Cordon Bleu?
Mine is more a mix, match and wooooo!!!!
Nothing is wasted,
Potatos grated
Not what I wanted have to do

Had a walk down memory lane