Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

Is your cooking style Cordon Bleu?
Mine is more a mix, match and wooooo!!!!
Nothing is wasted,
Potatos grated
Not what I wanted have to do

Had a walk down memory lane

Had a walk down memory lane
To sense those old feelings again

Had a walk down memory lane
To sense those old feelings again
But senses are dull

Had a walk down memory lane
To sense those old feelings again
But senses are dull
As over I mull

Had a walk down memory lane
To sense those old feelings again
But senses are dull
As over I mull
The events that had caused me pain

My hedge needs cutting but there’s nests

My hedge needs cutting, but there’s nests
I can’t hurt the birds, they eat pests

My hedge needs cutting, but there’s nests
I can’t hurt the birds, they eat pests
When all the eggs hatch

My hedge needs cutting, but there's nests
I can't hurt the birds, they eat pests
When all the eggs hatch
And fledglings dispatch

My hedge needs cutting, but there's nests
I can't hurt the birds, they eat pests
When all the eggs hatch
And fledglings dispatch
That’s the start of all their life tests.

I do sound full of doom and gloom

I do sound full of doom and gloom
Right now, for joy there is no room

I do sound full of doom and gloom
Right now, for joy there is no room
Let's have a moan-in

I do sound full of doom and gloom
Right now, for joy there is no room
Let's have a moan-in
Or try a phone-in?

I do sound full of doom and gloom
Right now, for joy there is no room
Let's have a moan-in
Or try a phone-in?
Failing that, we can even Zoom....

On second thoughts, I look a fright

On second thoughts, I look a fright
I’d rather not reveal my plight

On second thoughts, I look a fright
I’d rather not reveal my plight
Hair like Brillo pads

On second thought, I look a fright
I’d rather not reveal my plight
Hair like Brillo pads
Eyebrows like my Dad’s

On second thought, I look a fright
I’d rather not reveal my plight
Hair like Brillo pads
Eyebrows like my Dad’s
Oh Lord, I do look a sight !!!!!

Dennis Healey, eat your heart out

Dennis Heay eat your heart out.
April 12th, a chance to start out

Dennis Healey eat your heat out
April 12th, a chance to start out
A new beginning

Dennis Healey eat your heat out
April 12th, a chance to start out
A new beginning
At last we're winning

Dennis Healey eat your heart out
April 12th, a chance to start out.
A new beginning
At last we're winning
As all of us will look smart out!

My locks are too long with some grey

My locks are too long with some grey
To sort it, a lot I will pay

Dennis Healy eat your heart out
April 12, a chance to start out
A new beginning,
At last we’re winning
Neat hair for many there’s no doubt

Wonders, “Should I try a new style?”

My locks are too long with some grey
To sort it, a lot I will pay
I'll look sleek and smart

My locks are too long with some grey
To sort it a lot I will pay
I’ll look sleek and smart
At least that’s a start