Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

Then off to the café for tea
And it’s scones for you and for me
Jam and cream essential
That’s quintessential
Jam first before cream, you’ll agree!

And now I must take a long walk!

Then off to the café for tea
And it`s scones for you and for me
Jam and cream essential
That’s quintessential

Then off to the café for tea
And it`s scones for you and for me
Jam and cream are essential

Then off to the cafe for tea
And it’s scones for you and for me

I always head for the gift shop
And into my basket I’ll drop
Posters and teatowels
Mugs and painted trowels
And snow globes, oh where shall I stop?

Then off to the café for tea

I always head for the gift shop
And into my basket I’ll drop
Posters and tea towels
Mugs and painted trowels

I always head for the gift shop
And into my basket I’ll drop
Posters and tea towels
Mugs and painted shells

I always head for the gift shop
And into my basket I’ll drop
Posters and tea towels

I always head for the gift shop
And into my basket I’ll drop

The one cage I try to avoid
Because it makes me paranoid
Pythons could gulp me
Boas would pulp me
That type of thing is not enjoyed.

I always head for the gift shop

The one cage I try to avoid
Because it makes me paranoid
Pythons could gulp me
Boas would pulp me

The one cage I try to avoid
Because it makes me paranoid
Pythons could gulp me

The one cage I try to avoid
Because it makes me paranoid
Pythons could eat me

The one cage I try to avoid
Because it makes me paranoid

Me I prefer the little chimps
As they’re often up to high jinks
They like to show off
While swinging aloft
The cages are going clunk clink

The one cage I try to avoid

Me I prefer the little chimps
As they’re often up to high jinks
They like to show off
While swinging aloft

Me? I prefer the little chimps
As they're often up to high jinks
They like to show off

Me? I prefer the little chimps
As they're often up to high jinks

I fancy the big cats myself
The way they hunt prey with great stealth
They slink through the grass
And silently pass
Sudden moves can damage your health!!

Me? I prefer the.little Chimps

I fancy the big cats myself
the way they hunt prey with great stealth they slink through the grass
and silently pass

I fancy the big cats myself
The way they hunt prey with great stealth
They slink through the grass

I fancy the big cats myself
The way they hunt prey with great stealth

The last time I went to the zoo
The penguins I wanted to view
In suits black and white
They`re more than alright
Especially when there are a few

I fancy the big cats myself

They always protect the young ones
And feed them with fishy bonbons

The last time I went to the zoo
The penguins I wanted to view
In suits black and white
They're more than all right.
To cross ice, they stand in a queue.

They always protect the young ones