Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

Des O’Connor has died I hear ☹️
He used to make me laugh and cheer

On the cards there could be some hope
Please! I'm at the end of my rope
I'll dig out my list
Of all that I’ve missed
But I hope it won’t make me mope

Des O’Connor has died I hear ☹️

On the cards there could be some hope
Please! I'm at the end of my rope
I'll dig out my list
Of all that I’ve missed

On the cards there could be some hope
Please! I'm at the end of my rope
I'll dig out my list

On the cards there could be some hope
Please! I’m at the end of my rope!

On the cards there could be some hope
Perhaps it's due to prayers by the Pope

We may all be free Christmas Eve
The target we aim to achieve.
If not, we’ll be peeved!!
Somewhat aggrieved!!
Our old lives we wish to retrieve.

On the cards there could be some hope

We may all be free Christmas Eve
The target we aim to achieve.
If not, we’ll be peeved!!
Somewhat aggrieved!!

We may all be free Christmas Eve
The target we aim to achieve.
If not, we all will be peeved!!

We may all be free Christmas Eve
The target we aim to achieve.

I don't want to share
Greedy? I don't care
I may have to keep it for me

We may all be free Christmas Eve

This chocolate bar keeps tempting me
From a place that I cannot see
I don't want to share
Greedy? I don't care

This chocolate bar keeps tempting me
From a place that I cannot see

I don't want to share

I'm thinking of roast leg of lamb!
I do prefer it to boiled ham
With mint sauce of course
A real tour de force
'''Twas a favourite of Aunty Pam

This chocolate bar keeps tempting me

I'm thinking of roast leg of lamb!
I do prefer it to boiled ham
With mint sauce of course
A real tour de force

I'm thinking of roast leg of lamb!
I do prefer it to boiled ham
With mint sauce of course

I'm thinking of roast leg of lamb!!
I do prefer it to boiled ham

I hope I remember to swim
My memory is rather dim
But the lake's not deep
And the bank’s not steep
And it doesn't deter the sheep.

I'm thinking of roast leg of lamb!!

I hope I remember to swim
My memory is rather dim
But the lake's not deep
And the bank’s not steep

I hope I remember to swim
My memory is rather dim
But the lake's not deep

I hope I remember to swim
My memory is rather dim

Or maybe, I'll sit in the park
And daydream until it gets dark
Then howl at the moon
Run wild like a loon
And fall in the lake, what a lark!

I hope I remember to swim

Or maybe, I'll sit in the park
And daydream until it gets dark
Then howl at the moon
Run wild like a loon

Or maybe, I'll sit in the park
And daydream until it gets dark
Then howl at the moon

Or maybe, I'll sit in the park
And hear the sweet song of a lark