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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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crazyH Tue 22-Dec-20 21:58:08

But, hang on a minute, be wise
Because ,underneath that disguise
Your pallor will show

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Hellogirl1 Wed 23-Dec-20 00:17:57

But, hang on a minute, be wise
Because, underneath that disguise
Your pallor will show
And they will all know

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Ashcombe Wed 23-Dec-20 07:07:21

But, hang on a minute, be wise
Because, underneath that disguise
Your pallor will show
And they will all know
Your outfit, your ID belies!

Far better to stay where you are

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Luckygirl Wed 23-Dec-20 09:01:49

Far better to stay where you are
Than leave to follow a star

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Dec-20 10:25:44

Far better to stay where you are
Than leave to follow a star
As east, west, home’s best

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Luckygirl Wed 23-Dec-20 10:45:05

Far better to stay where you are
Than leave to follow a star
As east, west, home’s best
Your own cosy nest

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Dec-20 11:42:50

Far better to stay where you are
Than leave to follow a star
As east, west, home's best
Your own cosy nest
With tea, a fire and books not far.

Is Santa Claus packing up his sleigh?

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Espana Wed 23-Dec-20 13:19:04

Thank you Juliet27. Realised I’d made a cockup of it , I’m a bit thick! So I gave up in case I embarrassed myself even more. Have a good Christmas ??❌

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Luckygirl Wed 23-Dec-20 14:22:22

Is Santa Claus packing up his sleigh?
Getting ready for his big day?

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Ashcombe Wed 23-Dec-20 14:41:36

Is Santa Claus packing up his sleigh?
Getting ready for his big day?
He’s choosing the toys

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Jangran99 Wed 23-Dec-20 16:47:02

Is Santa Claus packing up his sleigh?
Getting ready for his big day?
He’s choosing the toys
For girls and for boys

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Ashcombe Wed 23-Dec-20 18:55:52

Is Santa Claus packing up his sleigh?
Getting ready for his big day?
He’s choosing the toys
For girls and for boys
They'll cry with great gusto, “Hooray!”

Whilst parents hungover and drained

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Dec-20 19:46:49

Whilst parents hungover and drained
Wish the kids could just be restrained

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Luckygirl Wed 23-Dec-20 20:18:32

Whilst parents hungover and drained
Wish the kids could just be restrained
As they snore on the sofa

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Hellogirl1 Thu 24-Dec-20 00:15:57

Whilst parents hungover and drained
Wish the kids could just be restrained
As they snore on the sofa
The kids say "Let`s go fer……"

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Ashcombe Thu 24-Dec-20 06:35:39

Whilst parents, hungover and drained,
Wish the kids could just be restrained
As they snore on the sofa
The kids say "Let`s go fer……
The tree for there’s choc to be gained!”

They gorge on the chocolate treats

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Dec-20 07:13:33

They gorge on the chocolate treats
And finish the Quality Streets

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crazyH Thu 24-Dec-20 09:34:08

They gorge on the chocolate treats
And finish the Quality Streets
None left for grandma

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FarNorth Thu 24-Dec-20 17:24:27

They gorge on the chocolate treats
And finish the Quality Streets
None left for grandma
Conked out on sofa

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Nell8 Sat 26-Dec-20 09:19:49

They gorge on the chocolate treats
And finish the Quality Streets
None left for grandma
Conked out on sofa
Dreaming of scoffing sweetmeats

But, hark, it is now Boxing Day

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Luckygirl Sat 26-Dec-20 12:00:31

But, hark, it is now Boxing Day
The weather is cloudy and grey

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Dec-20 12:55:20

But, hark, it is now Boxing Day
The weather is cloudy and grey
Prepare for a storm

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Ashcombe Sat 26-Dec-20 13:10:33

But, hark, it is now Boxing Day
The weather is cloudy and grey
Prepare for a storm
As clouds start to form

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Jangran99 Sat 26-Dec-20 13:17:10

But, hark, it is now Boxing Day
The weather is cloudy and grey
Prepare for a storm
Just keep yourself warm

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Jangran99 Sat 26-Dec-20 13:18:33

Sorry Ash

But, hark, it is now Boxing Day
The weather is cloudy and grey
Prepare for a storm
As clouds start to form

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