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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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crazyH Mon 08-Feb-21 17:14:56

Myself, I'm partial to Pointless
But were I on, I'd be hopeless
Never understood

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 08-Feb-21 13:47:42

Myself, I'm partial to Pointless
But were I on, I'd be hopeless

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henetha Mon 08-Feb-21 10:43:02

Bradley, he`s great, cheers me no end
I`m sure broken hearts he could mend
I'm fond of the Beast
He sure likes to feast
But he drives some of us round the bend.

Myself, I'm partial to Pointless

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FarNorth Mon 08-Feb-21 04:54:48

Bradley, he`s great, cheers me no end
I`m sure broken hearts he could mend
I'm fond of the Beast
He sure likes to feast

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Jangran99 Mon 08-Feb-21 01:11:09

Bradley, he`s great, cheers me no end
I`m sure broken hearts he could mend
I'm fond of the Beast

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Hellogirl1 Mon 08-Feb-21 00:15:16

Bradley, he`s great, cheers me no end
I`m sure broken hearts he could mend

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crazyH Sun 07-Feb-21 23:03:51

There once was a plate full of jelly
That will soon be in my belly
They’ll have a wobble
As I do gobble
And watch The Chase on the telly

Bradley, he's great, cheers me no end

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FarNorth Sun 07-Feb-21 22:51:00

There once was a plate full of jelly
That will soon be in my belly
They’ll have a wobble
As I do gobble

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crazyH Sun 07-Feb-21 21:18:57

There once was a plate full of jelly
That will soon be in my belly
They’ll have a wobble

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Grany Sun 07-Feb-21 20:20:38

There once was a plate full of jelly
That will soon be in my belly

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FarNorth Sun 07-Feb-21 19:37:25

I must buy and try new menus
When things are open, new venues
It’s said change is best
As good as a rest
Maybe I'll get a new man, too!

There once was a plate full of jelly

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crazyH Sun 07-Feb-21 18:29:44

I must buy and try new menus
When things are open, new venues
It’s said change is best
As good as a rest

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 16:19:41

I must buy and try new menus
When things are open, new venues
It’s said change is best

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 07-Feb-21 15:45:45

I must buy and try new menus
When things are open, new venues

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Feb-21 15:05:00

I'm so bored I talk to the fridge
“Can I have another sandwich?”
But the shelves are bare
Just full of cold air
And old, stale food that I must ditch

I must buy and try new menus

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crazyH Sun 07-Feb-21 14:29:58

I'm so bored I talk to the fridge
“Can I have another sandwich?”
But the shelves are bare
Just full of cold air

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Feb-21 14:27:52

I'm so bored I talk to the fridge
“Can I have another sandwich?”
But the shelves are bare

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crazyH Sun 07-Feb-21 12:01:14

I'm so bored I talk to the fridge
“Can I have another sandwich?”

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henetha Sun 07-Feb-21 11:29:15

sorry.......

I'm so bored I talk to the fridge

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henetha Sun 07-Feb-21 11:28:42

Aunt Mabel is really a pain
She’s been asked again and again
‘Don’t pander to Pete’
But he is so sweet
And he's really keeping me sane.

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 02:46:44

Aunt Mabel is really a pain
She’s been asked again and again
‘Don’t pander to Pete’
But he is so sweet

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Feb-21 02:11:18

Aunt Mabel is really a pain
She’s been asked again and again
‘Don’t pander to Pete’

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 01:57:14

Aunt Mabel is really a pain
She’s been asked again and again

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Dragonella Sun 07-Feb-21 01:54:59

She just can’t resist those big eyes
And she knows how he loves his fries
A soft little whine
That chip will be mine
With a bowlful of cold Appletise.

Aunt Mabel is really a pain

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Feb-21 01:48:12

She just can’t resist those big eyes
And she knows how he loves his fries
A soft little whine
That chip will be mine

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