Limericks 16

Start line please, Gwenisgreat
I'm impatient, just can't wait
Reminders we need
To complete, indeed,
Our limericks do get in a state!

But it's very good fun trying

Start line please, Gwenisgreat
I'm impatient, just can't wait
Reminders we need
To complete, indeed

Start line please, Gwenisgreat
I'm impatient, just can't wait
Reminders we need

Start line please, Gwenisgreat
I'm impatient, just can't wait

Start line please Gwenisgreat1......

Always been short, fat and tubby
Unlike tall, slim and fit hubby
But we fit like a glove
Because we're in love
All we need now is a bubby

Always been short, fat and tubby
Unlike tall, slim and fit hubby
But we fit like a glove
Because we're in love

Always been short, fat and tubby
Unlike tall, slim and fit hubby
But we fit like a glove

Always been short, fat and tubby
Unlike tall, slim and fit hubby

At buffets, I'm first past the post
I often embarrass the host
Pass those sausage rolls
And what’s in those bowls?
It's pasta, I'm having the most.

Always been short, fat and tubby

At buffets, I'm first past the post
I often embarrass the host
Pass those sausage rolls
And what’s in those bowls?

At buffets, I'm first past the post
I often embarrass the host
Pass those sausage rolls

At buffets, I'm first past the post
I often embarrass the host

With lots of Devon clotted cream
Flavoured with brandy it's a dream
That's what I like most
With jam on my toast
Guess what - I'm not all what I seem.

At buffets, I'm first past the post

With lots of Devon clotted cream
Flavoured with brandy it's a dream
That's what I like most
With jam on my toast

With lots of Devon clotted cream
Flavoured with brandy it's a dream
That's what I like most

With lots of Devon clotted cream
Flavoured with brandy it’s a dream

There was spicy Christmas pud
If dropped, will it land with a thud?
And give me indigestion?
That is the question
I'll eat it though as it tastes good.

With lots of Devon clotted cream

There was spicy Christmas pud
If dropped, will it land with a thud?
And give me indigestion?
That is the question

There was spicy Christmas pud
If dropped, will it land with a thud?
And give me indigestion?

There was spicy Christmas pud
If dropped, will it land with a thud?

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all the symbolise
My mood's not right
And my belt's too tight
I don’t want to go up a size.

There was spicy Christmas pud

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all the symbolise
My mood's not right
And my belt's too tight

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise
My mood's not right