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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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crazyH Wed 23-Dec-20 16:55:43

Gavin went down to B and Q
Needing to buy much more than glue
Some tools and some tacks

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Dec-20 16:47:18

Gavin went down to B and Q
Needing to buy much more than glue

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crazyH Wed 23-Dec-20 16:29:18

"Haway man" said Gavin "Calm doon!"
No need to go into a swoon
I'll soon have it fixed
And rebuilt with bricks
It’ll all be done before noon.

Gavin went down to B and Q

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Dec-20 11:53:09

"Haway man" said Gavin "Calm doon!"
No need to go into a swoon
I'll soon have it fixed
And rebuilt with bricks

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henetha Wed 23-Dec-20 10:31:55

"Haway man" said Gavin "Calm doon!"
No need to go into a swoon
I'll soon have it fixed

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Nell8 Wed 23-Dec-20 01:05:52

Ha, ha, ha.... we've gone pear-shaped a bit! Should all be in bed. Sort it out tomorrow. Night night

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Hellogirl1 Wed 23-Dec-20 00:25:45

"Haway man" said Gavin "Calm doon!"
No need to go into a swoon

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crazyH Tue 22-Dec-20 23:43:20

Gavin the gardener from Gateshead
Kept his mower in a mate's shed
The roof blew away
One midwinter day
All that was left were tiles and lead

The rag and bone man was happy to help

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Nell8 Tue 22-Dec-20 23:40:32

Gavin the gardener from Gateshead
Kept his mower in a mate's shed
The roof blew away
On midwinter day
Wasn't Wor Gavin's mate's face red!!

"Haway man" said Gavin "Calm doon!"

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Dec-20 22:37:31

Gavin the gardener from Gateshead
Kept his mower in a mate's shed
The roof blew away
On midwinter day

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crazyH Tue 22-Dec-20 22:04:58

Gavin the gardener from Gateshead
Kept his mower in a mate's shed
The roof blew away

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Nell8 Tue 22-Dec-20 21:19:31

Gavin the gardener from Gateshead
Kept his mower in a mate's shed

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Dec-20 14:06:47

With that love's young dream of fulfilling his lust
Didn't work out I guess, it all went bust
Stayed a virgin one more day
So on his lonesome he did stay
It seems he’s not got romance sussed

Gavin the gardener from Gateshead

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 22-Dec-20 12:37:05

With that love's young dream of fulfilling his lust
Didn't work out I guess, it all went bust
Stayed a virgin one more day
So on his lonesome he did stay

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Hellogirl1 Tue 22-Dec-20 00:08:39

With that love`s young dream of fulfilling his lust
Didn`t work out I guess, it all went bust
Stayed a virgin one more day

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crazyH Mon 21-Dec-20 15:26:28

With that love's young dream of fulfilling its lust
Didn’t work out I guess, it all went bust

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Nell8 Mon 21-Dec-20 13:45:34

He beckoned his chauffeur, who was ten feet away
"Madam needs bubbles. Go and get some. Today!"
To the wine shop he drove
To search for a trove
"Sir, could only get Tizer. Will that be OK?"

With that love's young dream of fulfilling its lust

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Dec-20 13:21:12

He beckoned his chauffeur, who was ten feet away
"Madam needs bubbles. Go and get some. Today!"
To the wine shop he drove
To search for a trove

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 21-Dec-20 12:50:17

He beckoned his chauffeur, who was ten feet away
"Madam needs bubbles. Go and get some. Today!"
To the wine shop he drove

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Nell8 Mon 21-Dec-20 09:49:54

He beckoned his chauffeur, who was ten feet away
'Madam needs bubbles. Go and get some. Today!'

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crazyH Mon 21-Dec-20 00:55:31

His Roller, with chauffeur, drew up at the door
With picnic hamper for a jaunt up the moor
They climbed a few rocks
Away from the flocks
But they forgot the Moët and Chandon

He beckoned his chauffeur, who was ten feet away

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Juliet27 Sun 20-Dec-20 23:51:09

His Roller, with chauffeur, drew up at the door
With picnic hamper for a jaunt up the moor
They climbed a few rocks
Away from the flocks

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henetha Sun 20-Dec-20 11:52:05

His Roller, with chauffeur, drew up at the door
With picnic hamper for a jaunt up the moor
They climbed a few rocks

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Dec-20 11:16:39

His Roller, with chauffeur, drew up at the door
With picnic hamper for a jaunt up the moor

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Nell8 Sun 20-Dec-20 09:33:03

^Sorry, I'm mortified. Keep wrecking pattern. Second attempt.

He lived in a mansion and drove a red Rolls
With a liveried chauffeur at the controls
He's hot stuff, she thought
But has he been caught?
Like a little sardine from one of those shoals?

His Roller, with chauffeur, drew up at her door

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