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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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crazyH Mon 18-Jan-21 22:47:39

While learning to ski, John fell flat
And into the snow he went splat
I left him out there
I hadn't a care
He got up and asked for his hat

Then back he went to his chalet

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FarNorth Mon 18-Jan-21 22:13:36

While learning to ski, John fell flat
And into the snow he went splat
I left him out there
I hadn't a care

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crazyH Mon 18-Jan-21 14:58:01

While learning to ski, Joh fell flat
And into the snow he went splat
I left him out there

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 18-Jan-21 13:50:24

While learning to ski, Joh fell flat
And into the snow he went splat

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FarNorth Mon 18-Jan-21 13:45:25

My get up and go has all gone
And so has my boyfriend , John
Can’t say I miss him
He did seem quite dim
Now I'll just stay in bed and dream on.

While learning to ski, John fell flat

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Juliet27 Sun 17-Jan-21 12:20:59

My get up and go has all gone
And so has my boyfriend , John
Can’t say I miss him
He did seem quite dim

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nanna8 Sun 17-Jan-21 11:58:08

My get up and go has all gone
And so has my boyfriend , John
Can’t say I miss him

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henetha Sun 17-Jan-21 11:52:56

My get up and go has all gone
And so has my ex boyfriend, John

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Hellogirl1 Sun 17-Jan-21 00:21:46

Sometimes it seems somewhat boring
My zest I should be restoring
Sofa too comfy
And good films come free
But exercise I am ignoring

My get up and go has all gone

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Juliet27 Sat 16-Jan-21 16:17:06

Sometimes it seems somewhat boring
My zest I should be restoring
Sofa, too comfy
And good films come free

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crazyH Sat 16-Jan-21 13:40:39

Sometimes it seems somewhat boring
My zest I should be restoring
Sofa, too comfy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 16-Jan-21 12:51:05

Sometimes it seems somewhat boring
My zest I should be restoring

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nanna8 Sat 16-Jan-21 10:24:27

And, truthfully, I prefer cats
They are good at chasing the rats
Wish they’d kill outright
But they’re not that bright
Sat washing whiskers on mats

Sometimes it seems somewhat boring

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Hellogirl1 Fri 15-Jan-21 00:23:41

And, truthfully, I prefer cats
They are good at chasing the rats
Wish they`d kill outright
But they`re not that bright

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Juliet27 Thu 14-Jan-21 17:08:49

And, truthfully, I prefer cats
They are good at chasing the rats
Wish they’d kill outright

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 14-Jan-21 12:14:55

And, truthfully, I prefer cats
They are good at chasing the rats

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Dragonella Thu 14-Jan-21 01:43:10

A little rescue pup for me
We`re happy as ever can be
Long walks on the beach
He’s on a short leash
But so is my husband, you see

And, truthfully, I prefer cats

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crazyH Thu 14-Jan-21 00:34:54

A little rescue pup for me
We`re happy as ever can be
Long walks on the beach
He’s on a short leash

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Hellogirl1 Thu 14-Jan-21 00:24:09

A little rescue pup for me
We`re happy as ever can be
Long walks on the beach

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FarNorth Wed 13-Jan-21 20:55:04

A little rescue pup for me
We're happy as ever can be

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Juliet27 Wed 13-Jan-21 17:20:47

A 'doodle' dog will set you back
But I so love my 'doodle' Jack
Such a lovely breed
He’s there in my need
His price could cause a heart attack,

A little rescue pup for me

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crazyH Wed 13-Jan-21 15:20:44

A 'doodle' dog will set you back
But I so love my 'doodle' Jack
Such a lovely breed
He’s there in my need

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 13-Jan-21 15:04:10

A 'doodle' dog will set you back
But I so love my 'doodle' Jack
Such a lovely breed

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henetha Wed 13-Jan-21 12:04:45

A 'doodle' dog will set you back
But I so love my 'doodle', Jack

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Juliet27 Wed 13-Jan-21 05:24:45

I'll take him to that famous vet
But it'll cost thousands I'll bet
It's lucky I'm rich
But no way a bitch
It's a costly hobby - a pet.

A 'doodle' dog will set you back

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