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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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FarNorth Sat 28-Nov-20 11:03:55

I once found myself stuck in the shed
He locked me and went off to bed
It sure was chilly

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crazyH Sat 28-Nov-20 00:02:33

I once found myself stuck in the shed
He locked me and went off to bed

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Grandmafrench Fri 27-Nov-20 23:10:14

I once found myself stuck in the shed

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Grandmafrench Fri 27-Nov-20 23:07:59

After lockdown they'll tie the knot
Then drive to an idyllic spot
With champagne and chops
They'll make sure the earth rocks
Before searching around for his socks!

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Hellogirl1 Fri 27-Nov-20 20:25:19

After lockdown they`ll tie the knot
Then drive to an idyllic spot
With champagne and chocs
They`ll make sure the earth rocks

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FarNorth Fri 27-Nov-20 12:35:37

After lockdown they'll tie the knot
Then drive to an idyllic spot
With champagne and chocs

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 27-Nov-20 12:21:23

After lockdown they'll tie the knot
Then drive to an idyllic spot

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henetha Fri 27-Nov-20 10:46:47

He`s hoping to meet a nice girl
And have a sweet , romantic whirl
He`ll whisk her away
For a year and a day
And they'll have twins called Sam and Shirl.

After lockdown they'll tie the knot

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Hellogirl1 Thu 26-Nov-20 21:14:40

He`s hoping to meet a nice girl
And have a sweet , romantic whirl
He`ll whisk her away
For a year and a day

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crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 19:02:48

He’s hoping to meet a nice girl
And have a sweet, romantic whirl
He'll whisk her away

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FarNorth Thu 26-Nov-20 17:48:17

He’s hoping to meet a nice girl
And have a sweet, romantic whirl

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Jangran99 Thu 26-Nov-20 17:07:16

Billy No Mates from Coventry
Felt sad so decided to flee
He packed a small bag
Fired up his old jag
Now he’s living in Daventry

He’s hoping to meet a nice girl

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Juliet27 Thu 26-Nov-20 15:09:53

Billy No Mates from Coventry
Felt sad so decided to flee
He packed a small bag
Fired up his old jag

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FarNorth Thu 26-Nov-20 11:57:03

Billy No Mates from Coventry
Felt sad so decided to flee
He packed a small bag

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crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 10:07:05

Billy No Mates from Coventry
Sat pouting under an oak tree

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henetha Thu 26-Nov-20 10:06:33

Billy No Mates from Coventry
Felt sad so decided to flee

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Juliet27 Thu 26-Nov-20 00:28:02

I`m dreading the dentist today
I know what he`s going to say
'They must all come out'
Or fix them with grout
And there'll be a fortune to pay

Billy No Mates from Coventry

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crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 00:21:51

I`m dreading the dentist today
I know what he`s going to say
'They must all come out'
Or fix them with grout

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FarNorth Thu 26-Nov-20 00:10:35

I`m dreading the dentist today
I know what he`s going to say
'They must all come out'

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Hellogirl1 Wed 25-Nov-20 23:47:48

I`m dreading the dentist today
I know what he`s going to say

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Jangran99 Wed 25-Nov-20 22:40:06

I won't put so much on my plate
I'll eat at a much slower rate
I’ll banish the carbs
Then I'm off to 'Marbs'
We’re going on a dinner date

I’m dreading the dentist today

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Nov-20 12:18:53

I won't put so much on my plate
I'll eat at a much slower rate
Then I'm off to 'Marbs'

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Jangran99 Wed 25-Nov-20 09:54:19

I won’t put so much on my plate
I'll eat at a much slower rate
I’ll banish the carbs

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travelsafar Wed 25-Nov-20 07:57:34

oops sorry didnt go to the last entry!!!

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travelsafar Wed 25-Nov-20 07:57:06

I won’t put so much on my plate
I'll eat at a much slower rate
But i fear, being large is my fate

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