VERSATILE VERSE 3

Lawdy....even I’m getting confused with all these lines! Are we supposed to only put previous posters last line as our starter?

It’s already there Henetha.....

A protocol that’s well rehearsed
For medics who are well versed

In administering vaccine injections

A new line please Grandmafrench ....

Can't wait for the Vaccine to be released
There may be a rush which has to be policed

Those in the front line must be first
A protocol that's well rehearsed

Can't wait for the Vaccine to be released
There may be a rush which has to be policed

Those in the front line must be first

So maybe we'd be best to stay in,
And get more builders tea ordered in!

Can't wait for the Vaccine to be released

So maybe we'd be best stay in, and get more builders tea ordered in!

As going outside is bit of a tease

But think it over carefully please

I’m a glutton for punishment I know
Listening to everyone else’s tales of woe

About prodigal children and husbands cheating

t's great avoiding standing around in stores
Tho I do enjoy queuing and recounting my woes

I'm a glutton for punishment, I know

I prefer doing a click and collect
Or a home delivery which I sometimes elect

It's great avoiding standing around in stores

To enable them all to enjoy lunch al fresco
Before they stand in the queue for Tesco

I prefer doing a click and collect

The seagulls dive bomb us when we eat fish and chips
Though the tourists are grateful for all seagull tips

To enable them all to enjoy lunch al fresco

It might make the pesky birds move on elsewhere
but pigeons and seagulls will always be here and there

The seagulls dive bomb us when we eat our fish and chips

The daily delivery of avian droppings
Avoiding the ladies out doing their shopping

It might make the pesky birds move on elsewhere

But would the pigeons treat her with respect
Probably not, but a canopy could deflect

The daily delivery of avian droppings

that shows all her beauty, her grace and her style
So much better to look at by a country mile

But would the pigeons treat her with respect?

I think they should build a statue of her
One that outshines those of every ancient sir

that shows all her beauty, her grace and her style

She was our town's best female wrestler
And famous all over, not just in Leicester

I think they should build a statue of her

She'd muscles on muscles and scared all the men
She'd created for herself a man-free den

She was our town's best female wrestler

I'm aiming to look like a female body builder
A beefy old bird like my Great Aunt Mathilda

She'd muscles on muscles and scared all the men

Please send out a search party as I haven’t got the strength
To no avail, I’ve done the weight bearing exercises at length

I’m aiming to look like a female body builder

My get-up-and-go just got-up-and-went
I don't know where but it seemed hell bent!

Please send out a search party as I haven't got the strength

But I've stopped doing that to be creative instead
And sometimes I do nothing and stay in bed

My get-up-and-go just got-up-and-went