VERSATILE VERSE 3

To the nearest nightclub for cocktails and a boogie
Where I'll tear up the dance floor with my man, Doogie

It's ages since I was last out on the town

We’ll invite all our friends and celebrate in style
Then into the stretch limo we’ll pile

To the nearest nightclub for cocktails and a boogie

I'll flash it around so then they'll know
it's all for real and I'm aglow

We'll invite all our friends and celebrate in style

I'm allergic to daffs so I'll stay away from them
But I hope he gives me a sparkling gem,

I'll flash it around so then they'll know

So maybe a winter wedding isn't for me
I'll wait till the spring, for blooms like sweet pea

I'm allergic to daffs so I'll stay away from them

My groom will refuse to kiss me, I know
He'll make an excuse, too cold in the snow

So maybe a winter wedding isn't for me

Registry office - short, sweet and simple
Have to get rid of that large, red pimple

My groom will refuse to kiss me, I know

And I might even get married again
Without the bridesmaids and over long train

Registry office - short, sweet and simple

They say variety is the spice of life
Very true, I'm with my ninth wife.

And I might even get married again

One things certain, with Netflix we have plenty of choice
I look at what’s on and I rejoice

They say variety is the spice of life

Timbuktu would be a good start
As long as no need to stay apart

We can have big parties full of laughter and cheer
That's if we buy enough wine and plenty of beer

But we cannot send out the invites just yet

Is the BBC worth the licence fee?
I don't know, you might think differently to me

One things certain, with Netflix we have plenty of choice

let’s make a new start

Is BBC worth the licence fee?

Timbuktu would be a good start
As long as no need to stay apart

We'll even start making holiday plans
I'll like to travel to far off lands

Timbuktu would be a good start

The new vaccines will soon be hear
We'll leave staying in behind us without a tear

We'll even start making holiday plans

So we'll soldier on, however sad
Next year can't possibly be this bad

The new vaccines will soon be here

Some friends though are keeping away for fear
They'll spread the virus far and near

So we'll soldier on, however sad

We'll appreciate togetherness like never before
We'll keep in touch with family, even more.

Some friends though are keeping away for fear

Now it's time to move on and hope for better things
When this is over our joy will take flight on wings

We'll appreciate togetherness like never before

With our observations and comments
Although I know about this we have frequent laments

Now it's time to move on and hope for better things

It’s not good to be judgmental
Let’s resolve to be more gentle

With our observations and comments

shall I make the new start?

It’s not good to be judgemental

It doesn't cost much to be nice
Though some on here think that's a vice

It doesn't cost much to be nice