VERSATILE VERSE 3

When it’s warm inside and the weather is bleak
It’s most inappropriate to go for a streak.

And if anyone saw you, they’d think you insane

Then I will light a fire and cook my dinner
Bangers and mash sounds like a winner

When it’s warm inside and the weather is bleak

Snuggled up in my Oodie, I'll read on my Kindle
Sitting in my tent till the rain starts to dwindle

Then I will light a fire and cook my dinner

As for me, I’m just off to camp out in my tent.

Snuggled up in my Oodie, I’ll read on my Kindle,

Perhaps you will find a small secret lake
Meet up with other ducks and find your mate

There to live out your life as was meant

So off with you duck,now soar into the sky
Into the wild where other ducks fly

Perhaps you will find a small secret lake

He needs to be independent wild and free,
Not flavoured with orange and served up for tea!

So off with you duck, now soar into the sky,

I hope he isn't hurt and needing a vet
there's no doubt he would hate ending up a family pet.

He needs to be independent, wild and free

But the ducks that I saw were delighted to splash
One tried to fly, but landed again with a crash

I hope he isn't hurt and needing a vet

I have been caught out in the past
And walked along praying the rain wouldn’t last.

But the ducks that I saw were delighted to splash

I might even take an umbrella
There’s no telling if there’ll be a shower

I have been caught out in the past

I’m going for a walk along by the river
And should the mood take me, I might go further

I might even take an umbrella

It’s too cold and too wet, don’t expect me to move.
It's sunny down here so I'll escape from my groove.

I'm going for a walk along by the river.

I’m becoming more idle every day
Could someone please bring me my lunch on a tray?

It’s too cold and too wet, don’t expect me to move.

It's always nice to watch others work
While they're doing it on these threads I'd lurk

I'm becoming more idle every day

No peace for the wicked, is what they say
But I could get someone else to do it if I pay

It's always nice to watch others work

We could have lots of fun!
But not until housework is done

No peace for the wicked, is what they say

We'll cross the fields and feel the wind in our hair
Or become a nudist and go totally bare

We could have lots of fun!

Where to start, a new adventure sounds great
Shall we go for a jog and jump over the gate

We’ll cross the fields and feel the wind in our hair

Time to move on and visit pastures new
I'm all for that, I'll come with you.

Where to start, a new adventure sounds great

Never say never is a good way to live
It's time for me to learn to forgive

Time to move on and visit pastures new

I really regret all the mistakes I made
But time is a healer and so that will fade

Never say never is a good way to live

Saying AIBU to feel rejected
I had my chance but I'm afraid I wrecked it

I really regret all the mistakes that I made

If she could see herself as others see her
Tomorrow she’d be posting on here

Saying AIBU to feel rejected

She scares the kids and the pets, they run
Except the bolder ones who treat her as fun

If she could see herself as others see her