VERSATILE VERSE 3

With others a deeper, rich voice is amazing
Oh I agree, I just sit there gazing,

I could listen for hours with undisguised lust

He had laryngitis and had lost his voice.
With some dates that would be an excellent choice!

With others a deeper, rich voice is amazing

May be tomorrow I will try online dating
My last hookup was excruciating

He had laryngitis and had lost his voice

Well that is what I'm feeling like today
I'll let the world go by and keep out of the way

May be tomorrow I will try online dating

I'm too old to bother with any kind of man
I'd rather have a cup of tea and a sandwich with ham

Well that is what I'm feeling like today

Bald men are handsome or so I’ve heard tell,
They’re pretty good at the ‘other thing’ as well

I’m too old to bother with any kind of man

From being free to choose your own hair shade,
It’s go with the grey, or perhaps get a wig made.

Bald men are handsome or so I’ve heard tell,

A deep auburn gloss is needed - I’m so tempted!
Go ahead and do it, you're not exempted

From being free to choose your own hair shade

It was a rare romantic treat in those far off days
When my hair wasn’t so full of greys

A deep auburn gloss is needed - I’m so tempted!

It's nice in the Spring when everything is fresh
Once dh and I had a picnic there, leaving dc in a creche

It was a rare romantic treat in those far off days

Me, I'll go for a boatride on the Broads
But not in the summer when visitors come in hoards

It's nice in the Spring when everything is fresh

How about Norfolk which is nice and flat
My Aunty went there and on the ground she sat

Me, I’ll go for a boatride on the Broads

I'll need somewhere flat so I'll give the Lakes a miss
But nowhere with spiders or snakes that hiss

How about Norfolk which is nice and flat

Often wonder what it'll be like
to set off on an adventure on my old bike

I'll need somewhere flat so I'll give the Lakes a miss

Oh stop! Let’s be positive! But not with that!
Let’s hope I find a bundle under his hat

Often wonder what it’ll be like

After paying for his funeral there was very slim pickings
And we’re all getting older, I hear the clock ticking.
Oh stop! Let’s be positive! But not with that!

Love isn't always enough, as I found out
My beloved died and left me with nowt!

After paying for his funeral there was very slim pickings!

Ah.. sorry Nanna8

Pretend it’s the sixties where love is all you need
Well, I was there and it's not true, indeed

Love isn't always enough, as I found out

So I’ll introduce cubicles, goggles and thongs
When they're tanned enough they bang on big gongs

When they emerge they look just like Trump

And beers, wines and spirits are throwaway bongs

Pretend it’s the sixties where love is all you need

They’ll have such a great time they’ll never want to leave,
And they’re asking for spray-tan booths would you believe!

So I’ll introduce cubicles, goggles and thongs

I'll build my clientele with age old flattery
keep cake and coffee flowing as if they're in a granary

They'll have such a great time they'll never want to leave

It includes a good cut, blow dry and finish
And manicure with gold tipped nail polish

I’ll build my clientele with age old flattery

I can do a good colour, that’s well in my power
My rate is good at twenty pounds an hour

It includes a good cut, blow dry and finish

Perhaps I should try out my skills in my friends
And limit the cutting to trimming split ends.

I can do a good colour, that’s well in my power