VERSATILE VERSE 3

Now you should see my pecs and glutes
My muscles ripple under my fitted suits

The seams are taut and in danger of splitting

The seams are taut and in danger of splitting
might frighten the horses so better just do some knitting

But if I'm going to get fit that's not the attitude to take

But if I'm going to get fit that's not the attitude to take
For the sake of my health some changes I must make

I will wrap up warm and brave the weather

I will wrap up warm and brave the weather
Get strong boots on and wade through gorse and heather

It's really invigorating to tramp through the snow

It’s really invigorating to tramp through the snow.
When it stops looking pretty, I wish it would go.
I’ll walk in the snow, obey rules to the letter, but in my opinion . . . Wetter is better!

But my boots let in water, so what should I do?

But my boots let in water, so what should I do
I could take them off but then I’d get flu
But then ,when you think, life’s too short to care

But then ,when you think, life’s too short to care
You down your vitamins and stuff for your hair

God, you look old, I said to my friend

God, you look old, my friend said to me ?

crazyH

God, you look old, my friend said to me ?

But I use that Boots serum,
so how can that be?
She laughed till she cried
and then patted my cheek . . .

Slight re-arrangement Mollygo

God, you look old, my friend said to me ?
But I use that Boots serum so how can that be ?

She laughed, till she cried, then patted my cheek

She laughed, till she cried, then patted my cheek
It really upset me for a whole week.

But the truth is, she is a wrinkled old prune

But the truth is, she is a wrinkled old prune
She only goes out after dark, or late noon

She scares the kids and the pets, they run

She scares the kids and the pets, they run
Except the bolder ones who treat her as fun

If she could see herself as others see her

If she could see herself as others see her
Tomorrow she’d be posting on here

Saying AIBU to feel rejected

Saying AIBU to feel rejected
I had my chance but I'm afraid I wrecked it

I really regret all the mistakes that I made

I really regret all the mistakes I made
But time is a healer and so that will fade

Never say never is a good way to live

Never say never is a good way to live
It's time for me to learn to forgive

Time to move on and visit pastures new

Time to move on and visit pastures new
I'm all for that, I'll come with you.

Where to start, a new adventure sounds great

Where to start, a new adventure sounds great
Shall we go for a jog and jump over the gate

We’ll cross the fields and feel the wind in our hair

We'll cross the fields and feel the wind in our hair
Or become a nudist and go totally bare

We could have lots of fun!

We could have lots of fun!
But not until housework is done

No peace for the wicked, is what they say

No peace for the wicked, is what they say
But I could get someone else to do it if I pay

It's always nice to watch others work

It's always nice to watch others work
While they're doing it on these threads I'd lurk

I'm becoming more idle every day

I’m becoming more idle every day
Could someone please bring me my lunch on a tray?

It’s too cold and too wet, don’t expect me to move.