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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

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Grany Mon 03-Aug-20 20:20:22

A rabbit went walking one day
And met a young doe on the way
"Not seen you before"
Let's walk on some more

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 20:22:56

A rabbit went walking one day
And met a young doe on the way
"Not seen you before,
I’d like to see more.” shock

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Squiffy Mon 03-Aug-20 20:25:30

A rabbit went walking one day
And met a young doe on the way
"Not seen you before"
Let's walk on some more
And then we can roll in the hay! blush

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Squiffy Mon 03-Aug-20 20:26:11

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 20:29:36

Sorry Grany x postswink

A rabbit went walking one day
And met a young doe on the way
"Not seen you before"
Let's walk on some more
There's something that I'd like to say.

Would you like to go on a date

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 20:31:12

On dear, not my nightblush

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe

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crazyH Mon 03-Aug-20 20:40:10

A rabbit went walking one day
And met a young doe on the way
"Not seen you before"
Let's walk on some more,
On the hill there's a bale of hay

Beware of the farmer and his shotgun

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MissTree Mon 03-Aug-20 20:42:13

Sorry Crazy . You have done 10 syllables. Should fit 88558 .
Naughty step !

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MissTree Mon 03-Aug-20 20:45:49

Poor Jangran ?let’s do yours.....

Would you like to go on a date ?

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 20:47:54

We have to go to back Squiffy's line

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe

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May7 Mon 03-Aug-20 20:47:55

Would you like to go on a date ?
Not likely!! you are always late

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MissTree Mon 03-Aug-20 20:50:59

Can we do Squiffy’s after this . I like it ?

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MissTree Mon 03-Aug-20 20:51:46

Would you like to go on a date ?
Not likely!! you are always late
I’ll be on time

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MissTree Mon 03-Aug-20 20:53:10

Oops.
I will be on time ! ?

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Annum Mon 03-Aug-20 20:59:44

Would you like to go on a date ?
Not likely!! you are always late
I will be on time
I’ll bet you a dime

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May7 Mon 03-Aug-20 21:06:13

Would you like to go on a date ?
Not likely!! you are always late
I will be on time
I’ll bet you a dime
Or maybe just date your best mate

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May7 Mon 03-Aug-20 21:06:50

We have to go to back Squiffy's line

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe

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MissTree Mon 03-Aug-20 21:20:56

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Aug-20 21:35:36

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go.
The warning she gave...

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crazyH Mon 03-Aug-20 21:48:11

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go.
The warning she gave...
When I dated Dave

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May7 Mon 03-Aug-20 21:48:40

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go.
The warning she gave...
My virtue to save

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Aug-20 21:57:44

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go.
The warning she gave...
When I dated Dave
Left me very much in the know.

Said he - I’m not that sort of buck

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 21:59:32

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go.
The warning she gave...
When I dated Dave
Is something all good girls should know.

Be careful when men are too smooth

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 22:02:25

Perhaps change "smooth"

Be careful when men are too keen

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MissTree Mon 03-Aug-20 22:04:18

Be careful when men are too keen
They’re not always just what they seem

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