Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

The honey brought on such a thirst
He drank so much , he almost burst
His tummy was hurting
Had a spot of burping
He began to think he was cursed.

So he went for a walk in the woods

The honey brought on such a thirst
He drank so much , he almost burst
His tummy was hurting
Had a spot of burping

The honey brought on such a thirst
He drank so much , he almost burst
His tummy was hurting

The honey brought on such a thirst
He drank so much , he almost burst

The honey brought on such a thirst
He drank so much water, he almost burst

Pooh always lent a helping hand
To the creatures in his little band
They brought him honey
So very runny
It must have been a cheaper brand.

The honey brought on such a thirst

Pooh always lent a helping hand
To the creatures in his little band
They brought him honey
So very runny

Pooh always lent a helping hand
To the creatures in his little band
They brought him honey

Pooh always lent a helping hand
To the creatures in his little band

So they hunted for Eeyore's tail
While he felt depressed and so frail
They searched and they searched
On a branch it was perched
They put it back on with a nail

Pooh always lent a helping hand

So they hunted for Eeyore's tail
While he felt depressed and so frail
They searched and they searched
On a branch it was perched
And they pinned it back on with a nail

So they hunted for Eeyore's tail
While he felt depressed and so frail
They searched and they searched
On a branch it was perched

So they hunted for Eeyore's tail
While he felt depressed and so frail
They searched and they searched

So they hunted for Eeyore's tail
While he felt depressed and so frail

Now Tigger could bounce on his tail
Stop that, poor piglet would wail
And Eeyore would moan
I'd a tail of my own
But I lost it in the last gale.

So they hunted for Eeyore's tail

Now Tigger could bounce on his tail
Stop that, poor piglet would wail
And Eeyore would moan
I'd a tail of my own

Now Tigger could bounce on his tail
Stop that, poor piglet would wail
And Eeyore would moan

Now Tigger could bounce on his tail
Stop that, poor piglet would wail

There was an old horse named Trigger
Than his rider, his fame was bigger
He could eat loads of hay
Roy Rogers had to pay
But they're not as famous as Tigger

Now Tigger could bounce on his tail

There was an old horse named Trigger
Than his rider, his fame was bigger
He could eat loads of hay
Roy Rogers had to pay

Juliet ! ?

There was an old horse named Trigger
Than his rider, his fame was bigger
He could eat loads of hay

There was an old horse named Trigger
Than his rider, his fame was bigger

There was an old horse named Trigger

He was an old boy from Frome
Who'd spent his whole life in one room
He looked on a map
Then put on his cap
And longingly stared at the moon

He was an old boy from Frome
Who'd spent his whole life in one room
He looked on a map
Then put on his cap