Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

Ooops

My laundry was finished today
And I should be ironing, but hey...
It’s too hot for chores
I can't stay indoors

Ooops again

My laundry was finished today
And I should be ironing, but hey...
It’s too hot for chores
And staying indoors

My laundry was finished today
And I should be ironing, but hey...
It’s too hot for chores
And staying indoors
I fancy a swim in the bay

I’d like to be able to surf

Hello . This is the Limerick police ..

Jangran .. On the ipad I sometimes ( if I can be bothered ) open 2 Gn tabs so I can see if someone has posted before me or not.

Bathsheba ... you are living on the edge ??? But, as you very well know this is permissible.

I’d like to be able to surf
Where I live we only have turf

Awful I know but I blame Annum. SURF ? What rhymes with surf Annum.

My messages are meant to be light hearted. I just read them again and thought I sound like a right old bossy boots. If the cap fits ...☺️

Smurf????
Sorry all, it was a challenge (not).
Blimey MissTree I live in terror of getting it wrong and being hauled off to jail!???

I'd like to be able to surf
Where I live we only have turf
It's just not the same

All taken in good part MissTree ,keep us toeing the line!
Some of us have been fighting the battle forever over on the other threads

I'd like to be able to surf
Where I live we only have turf
It's just not the same
I might go lame

I'd like to be able to surf
Where I live we only have turf
It's just not the same
As I might go lame
Or get a bad case of the scurf

But I’m just a land girl at heart

When I forget the rythym I say this one to myself...(I didn't write it).

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing,
It said on the door
Do not spit on the floor
So he lay down and spat on the ceiling.

But I’m just a land girl at heart
Up early to make a good start

But I’m just a land girl at heart
Up early to make a good start
I weed and I hoe

But I’m just a land girl at heart
Up early to make a good start
I weed and I hoe
My face is aglow

Keep up the good work MissTree! Some of us need to be kept in order!

But I’m just a land girl at heart
Up early to make a good start
I weed and I hoe
My face is aglow
My garden is looking so smart

My sweetpeas are climbing so well

But I’m just a land girl at heart
Up early to make a good start
I weed and I hoe
My face is aglow

(When I bend I take care I don’t **)
Sorry. Lowering the tone. Getting silly now.
You did that on purpose Jangran, didn’t you ?

My veggies I take to the mart .

Young Henry works on the veg stall

Hoist by my own petard ?????

Juliet you are much more refined. ☺️

Well it sounds so strict here I thought I’d better behave ??

Back on track

My sweetpeas are climbing so well
They have such a beautiful smell

My sweetpeas are climbing so well
They have such a beautiful smell
Cost me 10p a pack

My sweetpeas are climbing so well
They have such a beautiful smell
Cost me 10p a pack
And when they die back

My sweet peas are climbing so well
They have such a beautiful smell
Cost me 10p a pack
And when they die back
I'll replace with Canterbury Bell.

My Michaelmas daisies look sad

My Michaelmas daisies look sad
I'll take some advice from Grandad

My Michaelmas daisies look sad
I'll take some advice from Grandad
He's so old and wise