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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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henetha Wed 23-Sept-20 09:33:41

I'm off for a swim in the lake
Or in the sunshine should I bake?
Maybe a bit of both?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Sept-20 09:02:18

I'm off for a swim in the lake
Or in the sunshine should I bake?

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Bellanonna Wed 23-Sept-20 08:09:15

Now where shall I go and dance?
With this damn Covid there's no chance
So roll back the rug
Can you jitterbug
Or do the Can-Can by any chance?

I’m off for a swim in the lake

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Sept-20 19:40:40

Now where shall I go and dance?
With this damn Covid there's no chance
So roll back the rug
Can you jitterbug

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henetha Tue 22-Sept-20 14:38:10

Now where shall I go and dance?
With this damn Covid there's no chance
So roll back the rug

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 22-Sept-20 11:24:19

Now where shall I go and dance?
With this damn Covid there's no chance

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Elrel Tue 22-Sept-20 00:59:13

I've decided to by some new shoes
That's a great cure for covid blues
Clarks or Louboutin?
Clarks, more dough for gin
Red pen for soles, my crafty ruse.

Now where shall I go and dance?

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Jangran99 Mon 21-Sept-20 22:58:20

I've decided to by some new shoes
That's a great cure for covid blues
Clarks or Louboutin?
Clarks, more dough for gin

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crazyH Mon 21-Sept-20 10:19:55

I've decided to by some new shoes
That's a great cure for covid blues
Clarks or Loubitin?

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henetha Mon 21-Sept-20 10:12:48

I've decided to by some new shoes
That's a great cure for covid blues

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 21-Sept-20 10:02:30

These days it's about being stick thin
An inch in the wrong place a sin
It's silly, I think
Those pale cheek that sink
This style should be thrown in the bin.

I've decided to by some new shoes

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crazyH Sun 20-Sept-20 23:26:35

These days it's about being stick thin
An inch in the wrong place a sin
It's silly, I think
Those pale cheeks that sink

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FarNorth Sun 20-Sept-20 23:15:00

These days it's about being stick thin
An inch in the wrong place a sin
It's silly, I think

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Jangran99 Sun 20-Sept-20 15:14:54

These days it's about being stick thin
An inch in the wrong place a sin

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crazyH Sun 20-Sept-20 12:13:39

I envied Sophia Loren
I always admired her back then
Big, wide, open smile
Sex appeal by the mile
Coveted by hot blooded men

These days it's about being stick thin

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henetha Sun 20-Sept-20 10:48:16

I envied Sophia Loren
I always admired her back then
Big, wide, open smile
Sex appeal by the mile

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crazyH Sun 20-Sept-20 09:34:55

I envied Sophia Loren
I always admired her back then
Big, wide, open smile

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Bellanonna Sun 20-Sept-20 09:05:48

?
I envied Sophia Loren
I always admired her back then

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Bellanonna Sun 20-Sept-20 09:04:16

I'll then be so pretty and youthful
If only my mouth was toothful !
I'll get an implant
Then I will enchant
With new teeth and my hair I’ll be beautiful

I’ve decided to buy some new shoes

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:03:08

Then I'll be so pretty and youthful
If only my mouth was toothful!
I'll get an implant
Then I will enchant
With straight pearlies, so beautiful.

I envied Sophia Loren

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 22:56:22

I'll then be so pretty and youthful
If only my mouth was toothful !
I'll get an implant
Then I will enchant

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crazyH Sat 19-Sept-20 22:22:53

I'll then be so pretty and youthful
If only my mouth was toothful !
I'll get an implant

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Sept-20 22:14:49

I'll then be so pretty and youthful
If only my mouth was toothful !

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FarNorth Sat 19-Sept-20 22:06:27

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
Though the hairdresser had her own way
With snip snap and chop
‘Til I yelled out ‘stop’
'Just dye it and get rid of all the grey'

I'll then be so pretty and youthful

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 21:46:08

Crazy ?

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
Though the hairdresser had her own way
With snip snap and chop
‘Til I yelled out ‘stop’

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