Limericks 15

Heads I still gamble, tails I come clean
I think it’s tails, I feel quite mean
Oh, what shall I do?
'To thine own self be true'

Heads I still gamble, tails I come clean
I think it’s tails, I feel quite mean
Oh, what shall I do?

Heads I still gamble, tails I come clean
I think it’s tails, I feel quite mean

D'you think I should keep up the pretence?
I'm not really sure ... I'm on the fence
If I get found out
I’ll be full of self doubt
So I'll toss a coin, here's fifty pence.

Heads I still gamble, tails I come clean

D'you think I should keep up the pretence?
I'm not really sure ... I'm on the fence
If I get found out
I’ll be full of self doubt

D'you think I should keep up the pretence?
I'm not really sure ... I'm on the fence
If I get found out

D'you think I should keep up the pretence
I’m not really sure...I’m on the fence

I decided to sign up online
Using a photo that was not mine ?
I hope I’m not rumbled
My feelings are jumbled
I've probably had too much wineI

D'you think I should keep up the pretence

I decided to sign up online
Using a photo that was not mine ?
I hope I’m not rumbled
My feelings are jumbled

I decided to sign up online
Using a photo that was not mine ?
I hope I’m not rumbled

I decided to sign up online
Using a photo that was not mine ?

I dreamed that he knocked on my door
Then I swooned and fell on the floor
I came round all alone
Lying there prone
And that was the end of l’amour!

I decided to sign up online

I dreamed that he knocked on my door
Then I swooned and fell on the floor
I came round all alone
Lying there prone

I dreamed that he knocked on my door
Then I swooned and fell on the floor
I came round all alone

I dreamed that he knocked on my door
Then I swooned and fell on the floor

It won't take me long to recover
As the nurses over me, they do hover,
The doctor's divine
I wish he was mine
Maybe he’ll take a lover

I dreamed that he knocked on my door

It won't take me long to recover
As the nurses over me, they do hover,
The doctor's divine
I wish he was mine

It won't take me long to recover
As the nurses over me, they do hover,
The doctor's divine

It won't take me long to recover
As the nurses over me, they do hover

I’m now in a hospital bed
Bandaged from my toes to my head
But the heartache has eased!!
Although when I sneezed
I cried out for my mummy instead.

It won’t take me long to recover

I’m now in a hospital bed
Bandaged from my toes to my head
But the heartache has eased!!
Although when I sneezed

I’m now in a hospital bed
Bandaged from my toes to my head
But the heartache has eased!!

I’m now in a hospital bed
Bandaged from my toes to my head

I went for a walk by the lake
Hoping to ease my heartache
I met a brown bear
coming out of his lair
And stopped to say hi - big mistake!

I’m now in a hospital bed

I went for a walk by the lake
Hoping to ease my heartache
I met a brown bear
coming out of his lair