Limericks 15

There once was a Tory named Gavin
Who terrible problems was havin'

There once was a Tory named Gavin
A wonderful time he was havin'

I forgot to email Auntie Maud
To inform her of the Internet fraud
She’s sadlY naive
And will not believe
That they’re after her money, Oh Gawd!

There once was a Tory named Gavin

I forgot to email Auntie Maud
To inform her of the Internet fraud
She’s sadlY naive
And will not believe

I forgot to email Auntie Maud
To inform her of the Internet fraud
She’s sadly naive

I forgot to email Auntie Maud
To inform her of the Internet fraud

I sat in the garden and read
I'd rather have gambled instead
I'd fallen asleep
My book's in a heap
I'll take myself off to my bed.

I forgot to email Auntie Maud

I sat in the garden and read
I'd rather have gambled instead
I'd fallen asleep
My book's in a heap

I sat in the garden and read
I’d rather have gambled instead
I’d fallen asleep

I sat in the garden and read
I’d rather have gambled instead

I often stay up all night gaming
But due to my losses it's shaming
I ought to desist
But I can't resist
My gambling I ought to be taming

I sat in the garden and read

I often stay up all night gaming
But due to my losses it's shaming
I ought to desist
But I can't resist

I often stay up all night gaming
But due to my losses it's shaming
I ought to desist

I often stay up all night gaming
But due to my losses it's shaming

If you really want to feel good
Just dream of your favourite pud
Sticky toffee yum
I can’t wait for some
But I really dont know if I should

I often stay up all night gaming

If you really want to feel good
Just dream of your favourite pud
Sticky toffee yum
I can’t wait for some

If you really want to feel good
Just dream of your favourite pud
Sticky toffee yum

If you really want to feel good
Just dream of your favourite pud

They say the way to a man’s heart
Is to fill him up with jam tart
But I disagree
Just sit on his knee
And practice your ear nibbling art

If you really want to feel good

They say the way to a man’s heart
Is to fill him up with jam tart
But I disagree
Just sit on his knee

They say the way to a man’s heart
Is to fill him up with jam tart

I’d love a nice big currant bun
Spread with real butter, what fun
With jam on the side
I'd be satisfied
‘Til I fancied another one

They say the way to a man’s heart

I’d love a nice big currant bun
Spread with real butter, what fun
With jam on the side
I'd be satisfied

I’d love a nice big currant bun
Spread with real butter, what fun
With jam on the side

I’d love a nice big currant bun
Spread with real butter, what fun