Fantastic Friday: Miss MaryDoll's Friday Brain Frying Testing Teaser.

Sorry Puzzler I thought you were one of the whiz kids possibly destined to teach maths when you leave school!

I think it would be easier if everybody had a long weekend off and come back on Tuesday, refreshed. If MissDoll is not up to doing what she does best, I will teach English grammar.

I nominate Doodle . She has been here a lot longer than me and it may save her having to be “employed” by others Miss Charley?

Feeling I had 3 go’s at the algebra today and don’t know yet if the 3rd try was right. Not at all confident ?

I cannot do the maths but maybe Puzzler or Doodle? Why not enjoy the weekend off?

Weldun Miss Charley I nyoo yoo ad it in yoo sumware!

Is there a deputy for Monday. I can’t do Maths but could do a riddle?

I’ve go a fyoo diffrent ansurs so I’m wating for Miss to post them coz iv gon oll shi. Im oll doolally isolating. Miss please hav my good wishes for Monday.

OMG I deserve the remainder of the day off having managed to work out something correct for once. I bow gracefully out of the maths puzzles and leave those to the brightest in our class.

Justwidowed ?

I'm mortified, I missed out our very own Miss Charley. ?

Squiffy ??
Nortsat ? ?
Pittcity ? ?
Callistemon ? ?
Mary51 ? ?
Puzzler ?
Silverlining ? from yesterday.
Justwidowed ?

I hope I have got everyone. I'm in a right old fankle here! ?

Hello there class, I hope you are all behaving.

A number of you clever pupils have worked out the values of the fish, but calculated that the answer is 52, which is incorrect.

(Sturgeon x squid) + 2dolphins = ?

Have you forgotten your BODMAS or was it, you didn't notice that there were two dolphins.

Yous cud save dem for Toosday Nortsat ......eber opeful ?

If we izz avin Mundae ooff, Eye will eat all me sherbert lemmons meself ??

Puzzler you are not old enough to consume alcoholic drinks. I will be informing your mother after school. You may drink the diet coke on its own.

No wum, not Gin!!! I am not wiv it todae.

I ‘av pee emmed you Miss agen wiv mi Maffs coz I got it wong furst twy.
I fink itz coz I ad a sip of Crafty’s mum’s gin. It iz vewy nise wiv coke. ?

CraftyG you know I do not approve you having alcohol but what goes on in your house is up to your parents. You will not be receiving any alcoholic beverages here, ever.

Ooh lickwish, mi veree faverittist an Annie Seed two! Yoo can awl shayre mines an ile bring Shirt Bert two dip de lickwish in.

puzzler you membred myne lickwish. Oh Fankoo dats sew kynd. ?. I got choklit buntins four uz awl.

Nortsat youz kan av dis sherbit lemin from myne potit. Itz a bit fwuffy.?

Ello enewywun. Miss Charley dats so nyce ov yous. Pleese mae I av a dite cok to go wiv myne ? and ?.
Cor Mondee orf I cud av a lie in .....az ewesyoual ?

Wez mus bee septeonawy gud twoda for Miss so she git well soon.

Fanks Puzzler and Bathsheba, I will av the barlee shugar and the coff sweeet, pleez.

On Mundae, I wull fetch in sum sherbert lemmons ...??

I lyk a dandeelyon n berrdoc wiv fishnchips.

Miss Charley I wud lyk a coke plees. It is vewy nise wiv rum, I taysted my Mum's an it wos lishus.

Awryte Miss Charley. Fanks.

Nortsat I got sum barelee shooga. Yoos kan av em iff yoo lik, but yoo mite av ter poot em awl in yore mowf at wuns kos thays awl stuk toogevva in a lump.