Tuesday: Miss MaryDoll’s Tantalising and Tricky Teaser

Good morning fellow pupils.
Sorry I can’t do the puzzle today, I must be very silly, but Mummy says not to worry because if I can walk tall, move in good circles, be nice and clean, speak properly and be able to write nice thank you letters, then ‘That’s all I will need in life’.
I do hope she is right.....because all these things are taking up an awful lot of my time.

Mournin Oopsadaisy- mummy is probly rite but ewe mite nead too lurn Flour Rangin swee fore wen ewe hentatayns?

Thank you Pants but I don’t like feeling stupid, but as Mummy says we pay Nigel to do all our sums for us, (I hope he can add up properly)
We get our cut flowers from Billy our gardener, he grows all our veggies too, then his wife, Mrs Billy does our cooking, and she does our flowers, I think she can add up though.
Maybe I’m destined for the circus after all......

Pants I doo av dem tablits but I kep fergittin to taek dem ??
Squiffy ize sew appee I woz aybul to elp yoo, but willas eksplernashun woz mutj maw betta dan mine kos she kan yooz aljyber. She vewwy clebba.
Puzzler I wub yore faewy daw flour rayjmint!
Oops I fink yore Mummy muss av tort yoo darnsin too, kos yoo is doin a lubberly darns in dat piksher wot CraftyGranny as got ov yoo. I spect dats impauton to no fore wen yoos moovin in surkals.

It is Doods I fought it mae be hour Oopsadaisy, but dis won spels her naem Upsa Daisy. She as a boifwend cald Iggle Piggle

Hello all. I’m thinking. I’ll be back.

*oopsadaisy”. What about piano and singing lessons. Maybe a little elocution?

I wub Iggle Piggle crafty . He blue and cudley ?
oops youz ave lotz of elpers. Duz youz lib in a manshun?

feeling youz can’t lectrocute oops ? dats vewy dangrous.

pants we avent add mewsik lessuns yet. Kan we ave sum wiv oops? squiffy, willa kan Ivor yous plaee der peeano?

I fink musick lessuns issa gwd ayedia, praps Oopsadaisy noes a pianiss? ?

Doods i fourgottn how two play de pinanno ? i can play de sorcepen an wooden spoon tho. ?

I karn plae de peeano, de oney fings I kan plae ar de rikawda an de cowm-an-paipa.

My dad sez i kan plae de fawl swel.

Sorry for the delay, class.

Doodle ?
Puzzler ?
Pittcity ?
Joy Bloggs ?
CraftyGranny ?
JackyB ?
Hazbeen ?
Squiffy ?
Callistemon ?
Mary51 ?

Well done all of you!

Oh goody goody, fanks Miss!

Fank yoo Miss for tha ?

Feeling yes I have Piano, Deportment and singing lessons, but so far I haven’t been electrocuted, maybe next term?
Maybe Pants and Doodle can give me electrocution lessons?
We only have small mansion, it has very big gates, Mummy say it keeps the riff and raffia out.

I done wanna av a pianiss ticclin mi ivries fanks?

Thanks for the apple Miss. Puzzler I like your flowers. Just popped in as busy all day.

Wila ?

All present and correct!!

Been in the garden, but it's freezing and now raining. Time for a break.

Pants it’s more plinky plonk than tickling. Sigh.

Hi evewyone...aye brut a luvlee peeahknee frum mai gardin butt it fel inte de oshun.....so sowwy.....n' Miss, thanks for de appo.

Oh 'n gurls.....I kin pley chopstiks on de peeaner wid two o' my fingrs. De rest o' yoo kin pley de udder instramints 'n wee kin sturt uhr ouwn banned. OK.....whoo kin sing? Doodle? Pants? Oops?

Helo Wila - wotta gud ayedia, we cud be banned!??????
I canna sin veri wel but I’m tole I av shone at the mouf organ....?

I kan sing? Mynes mum seys eye av a voyce dat can shatter gwass. Is dat a compwiment dya fink.

Miss Fankoo for d aple. You must bee a gud teechr coz wez awl got ouz sums rite ?

pants I not sho dats summink to be pwowd ov. ?