Friday: Fank Goodness It's Friday. Miss MaryDoll's Fascinating and Frustrating Teasers.

An dey done luk vewy cool niver cos deys awl cuvverd in fir. Dey muss bee boylin.

Kalu, Puzzler, and Feelingmyage, ask the others for a share of the riddle cake. I hope they haven't scoffed it all.
If they have, my Millionaire's shortbread is just about ready. You can have a piece of that.

Feelingmyage ?

Feelingmyage, I never beat it now with a wooden spoon, I can't do it.
It sit the pot in the sink and put one whisk in my hand mixer and mix until it is thick. Foolproof!

I have just made the toffee for the shortbread in the microwave.

Thanks for the apples Miss. Pantglas your story about Farmer C and Auntie Bye is so funny.

I've been doing Rural studies cutting back the bay tree and saving caterpillars and going to the kettle now

Thanks Miss, hav yoo gurls skoffed da caek awl oop?
Or ar yoo gowin to blaem da scwaer baesrs for eetin’ it?

Well, this is a very lovely picnic, I’m pleased that I didn’t wear my white gloves though.
I’m a trifle dusty but the cake was very edible.
I used to go to a different school but as money doesn’t grow on trees and Since Daddy’s ‘unfortunate fall from Grace’ , I’ve been sent here. I don’t know what Daddy fell off but I haven’t seen him since.
But today I almost climbed a tree thanks to Pants I didn’t want to, but she was very insistent and shoved me half way up, I’m only slightly bleeding and I’m sure my dress will be fine, eventually.

Ooh Oops yoo is getin to bee wun ov us! Yorl sun bee az gud at spelin az us two - wes kan awl elp yoo!

Bathsheba how nice of you, yes I’m sure my spelling will evolve the longer I stay at this school
I will count on you to help me to fit in.

I woz oping ewed get stucc up dat tree ? Oopsadaisy soe we cudda corled the gorjys firemen ?‍?? to cum an reskiw ewe ?

I'd rather have ? anyway

Fanks

Kan I av caek and a gorjys fierman pleez ? ? ?‍?

Sheba and Pants did yoos eet awl th gween furree sosijes ?

Ar yoo feelin’ ok?

Iv poor mi boots away. kan I reeboot mi computer wiv mi tohless sandals?
MISS fanks 4 thi tip. Hav sum ov mi hohmade choklit truffils.

I eated 2 ov em an now ive got a reelee bad stumok aik. Dyoo fink it mite be kos i ........ ooh, no gotta go to de torlit, KWIK!!!

?truffils or meetbols - I Kant see.

Awww no, th xplosiv bottum endo!!!! Maek suwe yoo as plenti toylet rowl Sheba

Oh pour bath her endo’s on fiwe kall der fiwermen pants wes need to ose bath down. ?

Oh no! De fyremens got a not in his ose an it wont skwert! Wee nede lots ov bukkits.

Oooh. Eye will wayt for thi millyon airs shortcayk Miss. Yum
Thank yoo. Eye luv it.

?‍♀️ Hi evrybudy. Eye am verry buzy twoday so eye cant bee in clas too much.

Elp, elp! Sumwun elp me!! I nead leess fore maw torlit roles an a barf toul an sum kleen nikkas!! Pleez sumbodee, ennybodee!

Hewo.....am bak! Whew......bin wipin doun 'n putin uhway stuff ol mornin! I brut sum dem orgasmic appos 'n a box 'o choklit raizens wid me, bu sum yoo ol windy, 'n sick 'n barfy.....Sheba, Pantz, wuz wuong?

Doodle, did yoo bwing the wadderin' kan and sum tishoos?

Ello kula ope yous kan cum gen soon ?
Oh bath iz on my weigh wiz myne bloo lite flashin. Hear yous r I as toylet wolls, tissewes, and a spare pear of myne nickas four yous. I cumin to elp youz know.
willa iz got sum piknik food four yous wot oops eloped me get sum.

I knot got sadder in kan but iz got a bukit. Ear youz r bath stik youz endo in myne bukit.

Ile put sum ice kewbs in de bukkit four ewe.

Pour bath iz sew sowwy four yous. I got yous sum cweam four yous pourly endo. Myne dad ewes it four iz Farmer Giles. Iz callid jermlean ?