Thursday: Terrible Miss Mary Doll’s Totally Troublesome Teasers.

Mi finking cap izernt werkin twoday I mus av shrunk it wen i wosht it. i nede mi lunch nou an a big coz i wolkt awl de wai to de shops an bak aggen an mi shopin woz evvy an now i gon awl limp an floppy lyke a wot nede worterin.

Wos dicktashun? Souds rood!

Doodle Praps they lyke Farmer C coz he az condominiums wych shoes they is bein cerrfl innit?

Thas OK Doods, I kan burro mine mums hi heald shoos. She awlwase fawls off ov them, so she wone mined ifn I av em.

I woz jus finkin dat two Doods. Woz thare anubba kwesjun wot I mist? As it bin rubd off the blakbored?

bath if yous goin two be Miss’ secwetawy yu as two were vewy hi heelid shoos an av yous air up in a bun an glasis on der end yous knows an yous go wound wiv a pensil ahind yous ear so yous weddy for dicktashun. Dats wot myne antie says aneeways. ?

callistemon ow kan you az two rite ansers wen ders onlee wun queshun? ?

Well I'll put my thinking cap on and go out garden. May be back later!

Oh Fankoo four d aple Miss
Dis Farmer C mus be vewy poplar if evwy wun is fonin im an vistin im.
puzzler ar yous an Mary51 boff seaing Farmer C? Dat cud cors a wumpus speshally if Farmer C is mawwied. Yous betr bee kareful ?

Yeah, but no but, I only got wun appel for two rite ansas.

Miss I kan be yore secretary. I is vewwy gud at kepin seecrits,

Yes I replied to your PM.

I need a secretary!

thank you Miss
was that bofe ansers?

Callistemon ?

mary51 sorry , not Miss Mary

Hello Mary I had 2 guesses before I got it right. I have to go see Farmer C soon ?

Miss can be very fierce if your norty mary51
MissCharley can be werse.

CraftyGranny ?

Hello all,

In late today but you don't get told off in this school. Anyway sent in an answer which maybe right, after holding on 10 mins phoning Farmer C.

Kalu ewe muss get yore bottm tesded ifn issa new coff jes incays is de vyruz!?

Oh deer Kalu dats not gud.
Beer maeks mine boyfren’s bottum coff. ‘An cuwwy.
Phew eeeee

Kalu that was for perseverance, keep trying! .

Doodle ?

Pittcity ?
Kalu ?

Another hint!
It's not, 3, 4 or 5. I am wicked!

Peppamynt tee mayks mi botom coff?

U must remember not 2 av ice in ur drink cos Miss sed it mite b poysernd......
Hope the appels r safe 2 eet.....!