Thank Goodness It’s Friday! Miss MaryDoll’s Frustratingly Fabulous, Fantabulous Photo Teaser!

Nite nite evryboddi, slepe tite ?

Don we awl grannynw

Nite nite all and fanks for the laffs an all you teached me today about stiffgits. I reely want wun.

Nite nite awl. Fankoo for a fun dai. Sweep well. ?

Haha nite evvrywun. Beefaw i go ter bed tho Im jus goin ter luk an see iff i kan see that spaceks fing in the ski/

Nite Maw, nite Paw, nite JonBoi, nite MairyElun, nite Airin, nite JymBob, nite Lizabuth, nite Jaysun......I’m pertennin two bee on Whorlton’s? in Meryka!

Oh dats scawey. MissCharley I on my weigh know. ?

You lot should be in bed NOW!

bath tell Miss yous can’t be pregnant coz use maid Dennis ware a conundrum on iz elbow sew dat means yous ok.?

Jes tel er ewe av ad a Mscarrej o Jystys....iv red bout em in niwspayprs an mi mam sed she ad won swell?

(Wispas to Pants) oops, did I get abit cawwid aweigh? Dyoo fink sheal bleev me? Wot shou I do? Ono, Im reelee goina be fore it nou ?

Bathsheba wen I tole ewe to mayk up a store to get orf Skool ntill Miss karms down, I ment sumfink lyk the vyrus, ?or sunstroak!?

That sounds awful.

Miss I iz so sowwy but iv bin groudid fore a hole mumph cos sumfink reelee terrybol as appand. Mine mum cort me an Dennis
Elbow trine to mownt mine stiff gits in mine bedrum an she wen blistik. She tol me hes oney arfta wun fing. I dint no wot she ment so I arsed mine frend in a teks massij an she tol me. An Miss i iz reelee fritid now cos I fink I mus be pregnit. So I karn cumin to skul on Mundy. Or choosdy or wensdy or firsdy or frydy. I mite not bee bak tyl mine babeez borndid an tha teks ajiz!

Yes. All teachers had one in their top drawer when I was a child in Scotland. A badge of honour.
It was barbarbic, especially in winter if your hands were freezing.
DH was left handed and every time he smudged the ink, he was belted. The male teachers were usually the worst offenders.

I used to get it for talking. (What a surprise!)

Did you really have that in school Miss?

Ooh Miss I fink I saw surfing like dat on d tele wen I wazn sposed to be watchin. I fink I erd sum one sae dey used a lever stwap like dat in bondige. I fink dat mend wen yous ties fings up. Like pwesents. Duz zag means yous is gibing us pwesents on Mundy Miss coz we paints yous desk lovely lellow? ?. Does yous av a stiffgit in bondige pants? Yous cud tye up yous stiffgits wiv Miss’ lever stwap. Is dat a gud idea?

I fink iv losses my senso smel n tayst......an iv gotta a dry coff....an a feevr an iv bin in contack wiv sumwon wiv dat vyrus ???

I bin structd too seff eyeslate four fortean daes .......

I can't wait to chastise see you all on Monday.

This is what Miss Charleygirl is referring to, the Lochgelly Tawse. From personal experience, I can testify that getting the belt is pretty painful. ??

Oh and another thing.... I have the soap and water ready to wash out your mouths!

Iz got to kuk dinna, cos wes bin owt.

Iz got two av mynes diner now. Bee bak to pla latr. ?

Oh yes! Wes deffnitlee the six bess wuns arn we Chewy. Praps weel awl get anubba stiff git!

Yep Bathsheba yoo put nuffinks in sumwuns eers an then they carnt ear you. I've got mine in now an i carnt eer wot Miss Charley jus sed. Summat bowt six best ones. That'll be us! Cos we've been gooder than ever today.

Swee Nuffinks is wot mirers wispr in yore years wen they is tryin to av therr wae wiv ewe?.

They plise ewe wiv alkyoll ?an chewelry ?an fings an specs ewe to bee willin....but the Gwd Bwk sez we muss be stwong an not bee led inta Emtayshun, whereva that iz?‍♀️

A good job you lot did not attend school in Scotland at the same time as Miss and myself because on Monday you would be receiving "six of the best" using a leather tawse.