Wednesday: Wittering Miss MaryDoll’s Wonderous, Wealth of Wacky Brain Teasers.

You do realise that a certain somebody may possibly report some people for mocking the afflicted - in particular the dyslexic, don’t you?
Don’t worry, it won’t be me but I have been threatened with legal action before now.
(Scared, hiding now)

I wike towbery ?

Doodle I wozn wiv bois in the undagrowf! Ew! I woz lwkin fore clubs not playin aroun!

Ifn ewe wud lyk Scerree Miss, I cud mayk a list of evriwun’s fayvrit ?necks to their naym on the Tenans Regstur, seeing as I is Tenans Monitor an I ava baj!

I goin boss ide ? I fink I got 38 but itz vewy difcult ?

Oh miss charley praps yous not sew bad aftr al. Maybee yous is getin ewes to us know ?.
Wheel be gud gurls coz wez no Miss iz in payne wiv er ands an wegs an wez don wanna cors er eny mors twubil.
bath yous is norty ?
I lik curly wirly an tukish lite two.
pants wot woz yous doin in der undergwof? Woz yous wiv um boyz?
Goin two start cowntin nows

I pwomiss ile be gud Miss, cos itz reelee worm todae an isskweem wud be so luvvly! Im goina chews rumanrasun, cos itz got alkerlol in it, hee hee!

Pantglas no worries- the schedule is private and has to be re-arranged so that I can come and instil some order. I will not have you girls running amok without supervision.

Please do not forget Miss has not been well and needs some time at home sorting out her clothes. It will please her if you girls are good.

If you are good I will buy each of you an icecream of your choice at lunch.

Noo. what I thought were clubs aren't. now I get 35

Oh nooooo! Miss Miss av yoo fown yore summa cloves yet? Kan yoo kum bak pleeeeeez? I don mined if i av to do loss an loss ov proppa werk, onnist! Jus pleez kum bak so the skairee deptee don av to taikova

Ooh nooo- Scerree Miss is bacc! ??‍?. An wots wursa is she’s gotta Skedyool! Us gyrls done lyk sownd o them!

Ooh up to 41 now!

If Miss is not going to be in today- I can readjust my schedule and take over. I will not allow you girls to be playing all day when there is work to be done.

Ive fown 39 so far. But im goina kep lukin, cos I bet thares maw!

My faivrit is Fwys terkish dilite. Kadbwees cweem eggz ar gud aswel.

Up to 32 and going cross-eyed ....

Ooo, lofts are spooky

My favourite was - is a curly wurly ?

CraftyGranny, you have been busy!

Good morning Miss. So far 38

Nortsat, now you are talking! My favourite was a mint Bandit!

Bathsheba, this IS proper work! My pupils have always been expected to work right up to the last minute!!!

Anyway, I have serious problems to deal with. I need someone to go up the loft and look for my proper summer clothes and I'm shielding!!!

I found 30.

Can I claim an Orange Club biscuit as my prize please. (They were my favourite when I was a child).

Mawnin evvrywun. Cor dis is fun Miss. Iz it the lars dae of turm an we don aff too doo proppa werk, jus gaimz an stuff? Ime goin to ars my mum too prit the pikcher fore me so I kan drore a surkle rown eech wun wen I fined em.

Morning all!

There are over 25. You would be surprised how many there are! .

Good morning. This is a nice surprise.
Never seen a teaser like this Miss.

I think I can see 25 but not sure if I’m counting some twice!

Mournin Miss - I fown 32 o the lytl blyters! They woz lyrkin in the undagrowf!