Saturday: Sassy and Sparky Miss MaryDoll's Slightly, Slower Paced Saturday Maths Site

Late agin but am eggskused cuz I live faw away. Happy everybody's 'ere, even de nu ones. I brot my long jump rope and ah leave it 'ere for who wants to play 'jump' later 'n we kin invite de bois!

Hi there willa, can't fool you! ?

I am pleased to hear that the CCTV cameras are working today. So far you have all been very good and I was not going to come and help Miss out but be careful, Miss is still tired from the lovely birthday party you gave her.

dragonfly ?giggle.
willa cum and pla wiv us. ?

Oh guwls wez betr bee gud Miss Charley is on pla groun dutee?

I dunnit, Miss, have pmd you and told you a little story too.

Sorree to be late, have been busy with the boyfriend.

Ooh callistemon av you got a boy fren too.? I got wun at wel he elp me wiv myne sums ?

Shhhh Callistemon- Miss’s depwtee is stannin in fore er an is praydin roun lwkin fore Ron Dooins.....woo is e, eniway?

I dont like him much tho becos he made me do weeding in his gardin.
And now hes asleep snoring.

Hes quite gud at sums and boring fisicks too.

Its him here wiv me
Hes Ron Dooins.
Always

Callistemon, ? You are far too young to have a boyfriend ?

Lovely to see you Deputy Head!

callistemon my boy fren (shhh ? don tell Miss or *Miss C*) don mak me do gardinin. He vewy gud at sums an akkountinsee. ?

Akkountinsee is jus as boring as fisicks reely

Dont tell him

I finally got here. Suffered a big headache after the big party! I had forgotten how to pace myself. All this talk of eggs has made me decide to have poached eggs for tea. Also I didn’t get an Easter egg this year. Never mind Boxing Day they will be in the shops. I will try to be on time on Monday and will bring a note. I’ve been doing lots of sums getting various neighbours bits on my orders so hope I get an apple on Monday. Have a good Saturday night peoples.

Does Ron Dooins have a brother. I’m not washing my hair tonight ....

Not shwrr if e as a bruvva, Feelingmyage, byt ewe mite av met is sista MissBeehavin.....

He has more than on sista ot members sum are cuzzinz.

Hes got a arntie two. She's cawld Arntie Soshal.

yous lot ar pryceless. Lokin fourwad two cing yous all mundy. ?

Seeya Mundae Doods. Av a luvvlee day termowwow ?

Sorry I'm late folks. Feelingmyage, hope you are feeling a bit better.

The Answer
A rooster doesn't lay eggs. ?

Thank you for your amusing PMs.
See you all Monday!

Yous to bath ? Get ome saf Willa and evwybodee. ?

My PM wasn't amusing, sorry Miss.

He went in the pot btw.

Oh no!!! ?Not the school mascot??

Who is going to tell Mrs Charley girl ?

I am seriously considering moving schools.

What exactly has been boiled?