Wednesday (Is it Wednesday?): Wittering Miss MaryDoll’s Welcoming, Warm and Witty, Weekday Maths Class.

Buntins a gwud idya Doods but i hasent got a Red Coat. Miss mite lyke the Knoblee Nees contesst.

Mi plans two pwtnd I am pawly and sad tmorra but ned tooo ‘member not t smyl wen mum ses I can bee orf. It diddnt go vry well f’me lasst tyme.

I fink I knead tooo rejista as I’m am knew. R ya sure it’s Wensdy. Wot did ya do wif the ovva days then Miss.

No scotch nuns fa me pleese? They chuck hard stuff and ‘it you on ya hed f’nuffink at all. Theys daynjarus.

Me mums scent a note to say know sums. Cos gayles don’t knead eyducaytion or wotnot. She arskd me two rite it as she ‘as a bone in ‘er arm t’day.

squiffy, yous me and puzzler cud mak sum buntins to ang roun d klass. Now member don let Miss hear wot wez doin. We got two keyp it secwet. ???

Ooooh . Luverly. bathsheba I luv peppapig I sure Miss wud like dem. puzzler d pwobwem wiv makin Miss guvnor is she pwobabwy wouln be our teechr she wud av to does manijeerial fings and ministrashun. We mite get a difrn teechr an wez don wan that.

Ooh squiffy dats a bit much. 5 minits iz a lon tyme and der is lotz off us. Sum won is boun to bee norty. callistemon cud mak nover cake. We cud put up sum decratiuns. We could ave loonies. I wub loonies cept wen thay goes ??

The Balloons are reem Bath. She’ll luv those.

We cud promote her from Miss to Governess.
Bit like Captain Tom wuz promoted to Corprul.
Hmmmm .... Governess MaryDoll. Wud she lik it?

Doods wel wes cud maek a caek fore Miss, but thas not reelee enuf. We nead sumfink els too. Wot abowt los and los of bloons!!!

Luk! I fown sum reelee nise wuns wot av got Peppapig on them! Dyoo fink sheed lik them? I cud brung em wiv me toomowow!

I fink we need to do wot Doodle sez - ave a big seleebrayshun of Miss’s birfdae toomoro.

She can start wiv brekkie in bed ?, resfwl bybl baf with kandls ??an Bucsfiz??an we can orl be on owr bestes hayvier. she’ll av no edayks atall an she wone need to use the Sentry Room to recwprayt get betta!

Doods wot abowt tryin two be good for 5 minits twomoro for Miss’s bufdy? ???

Yes I gree. pants squiffy* bathsheba an all yous did yous reed my las post bout tmowwow. Wot we goin to do for *Miss???????????

I fink ive eaten two much quilibrum, i feel ??

Doods we in four a bad tyme if Charley gets two beee in charj ??? I fink we neeed to mayk A Plan ...

I wen to electrocushun lessens two Callistemon an the teecha sed I defnitlee ad a sparc bout me ⚡️! That’s how I got my Lectrishun Stiffgit an baj!

Also google Scotland the What Ballater Toy Shop.
You might have to listen a couple of times if you are south of the border. I’m here if you need translations. Hint “futtret”?

Didn’t - my tablet is misbehaving.

Miss, the Domini wouldn’t like hearing “youse yins”. The teechurr shud speek proper an all. A touch of the Bearsden ?For those of you who s isn’t read parliamo Glesca in the Sunday post please google the late, great Rikki Fulton on utube. Spend a penny first. ???

I ope he wares trowsers as well, Miss

Oops, haven't dun the sum yet

I had Ellie Kewshun lessons at school I'll have you know.

That's why we have an affinity. I too was trained by the nuns. Very strict ones at that!!

Marydoll that is why you desperately need an assistant. An early death at such a young age caused by that lot is really not acceptable.

I can well understand stress driving you back to the glesca lingo. Mine would be Fife or maybe from Perthshire if I used my posh voice- had to for the nuns!

tiredoldwoman ? and Feelingmyage ?

I'm afraid I cannot discuss the student's issues on this forum, it would be a breach of GDPR and I'm actually shocked that you expect that.
I will remain professional to the death and youse lot (slipped into parliamo glesca there, due to stress) will certainly be the death of me! ?

T-shirts

Miss I don’t think he’s money conscious using a laundry service. I’ve never met a student like him and believe me me I’ve met a lot in the last 40 years. He needs some counselling as this is not normal student behaviour unless he is a prince - I met a few of them over the years but they would have sent their butler to the laundromat. I think the real problem is to introduce him to T-shirt’s, wearing them back to front if there is a stain or even turning them inside out. Also he didn’t take his sox or pants to the laundry.
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It’s wot Miss is tryin to reestor in the Sentry Room Mary byt she is faylin.....I’ve got lots tho if eniwon wans sum?‍♀️