Wednesday's Brainteaser: Miss MaryDoll's Warmhearted, Welcoming, Witty, Wittering.

Oh no! I dint reed tha bit! Oh wel, Ile jus av to taek my nikkers off for the spekshun todai.

I checcd the Reglayshuns Bathsheba and in Sexshun XXI, Claws xiv, Paraglyde Eleventy Ate, it starts “Nickas - nayvee blu’ - soooooo.....nayvee blu is wot I is warin, reddee for the Specshun after Semblee.

But Pants ahr skul yoonifaum is green! Ar yoo gowin to a diffran skul now?

U2 ar an abslute screem! ?

I’ll be in my niw skool hunifoam with bran niw nickas - proppa nayvee blu ones wot my mam borted iestadae reddee for the Specshun!

Oh yes. She cud get nover baj ?

Wel Im a bit wurrid abowt her Doods in cays she ternin into wun of them alkaseltsas. She shud probly go to the alkaseltsas anemone mouse meatings.

Yes I fink yous was rite bathsheba she were klinking a bit wen she warked. I wunner wot she’ll do wiv it all. If she dwinks it she won be abel to cum to skul tomowow.?

An thas probly wiy thay woz angin doun, cos ov the wate ov the bottuws

Doods I fink it woz mor liklee she woz smugglin booz. Thare woz deffnitlee enuf room in them fore sevvrou bottuws ov jin or voddker.

bathsheba doo yous fink she was smugglin sweeties in her bloomas? ?

I fink Pants woz waring bloomin grate bloomas befor. I sore them anging doun unner her jimslip an I fort at furs she'd got er mums taybulcloff cort in her nickers or sumfink. Gawd nos wiy she woz waring them bloomas. Bloomin weerd if yoo ars me.

Cooe willa ow ar yu? I fink yu mite hav foun pants nickers. I don fink she’s ware in any ?

mary51 don wurry. We all av to lern from sum won. Fankoo for joinin in ?

Mary51....

Private Messaged (for the first time) recently and instead posted the answers to two puzzles for the entire world to see....well OK, not the entire world, only Miss Marydoll's Warmhearted, Welcoming etc. Anyway, it happens....

I must read the question properly in future!!!

Hello again and youse all here!

Miss, I PMd my answers

What's this? Miss, Miss, lookit.... I found these 'knickers' in my desk! Sum 1 thought it wuz empty but it's not 'cuz I'm here now!

Where I come from, we call them 'panties', so here, Pantglas you can hav'em. I hope you lyke'em 'cuz these ones are really funny lookin'. So, funny lookin' I thought they wuz a flowtayshun deevise.

Hi class, here we are again, happy as can be!

Glad you eventually made it, you regulars.

For, Callistemon, ?, MissTree, ? and Wila ? well done!

MissTree, you need to come into class and stop peering in the windows. We are dying to meet you!

The answers :
Q1: I got out at either the first or second floor.
Q2: You are the driver, so whatever colour your hair is, that is the answer.
The clue is in the first line. ?

See you tomorrow, all. Thanks for taking part.

Oh hello Callie, so pleezd yoo maed it in. I don mined bernt caik. It luks luvverly - I lik how yoov cuvverd up the bernt bit wiv icing, vewy clebba!

I'm here! I have ??? but it is a bit burnt, sorree

pantglas You’ll be able to sneak all sorts (not the liquorice ones) into class in the knicker pocket!

Miss I’m late cos my computer didn’t work. Please don’t give me a detention. I have lots of ironing to do tonight and and still haven’t seen Daniel/Doctors. Off to work it ou.

Ooh yes pleez! Thare my fayvrit! Kan I av a blak wun? Cos I lik wipin it awl ova my lips so I luk lik a goff.

Oh, so soz. am feelin a bit fik 2dae. But I av got sum gobstoprs if yu wan one.

CraftyGranny Im fraid yoo folode the rong strukshuns! Yore sposed to send Miss a PM - yoo av to clik on the words 'Private message' wot are abuv Miss Doll's posts, on the rite han side.
Wot yoo did was folode the strukshuns unner the messidge box. That don werk the saim, it jus puts wot yoo rite on this fred, but itz dressd to Miss Doll.

Hello all. Went out to play and shop this morning. I put my shopping bags down on the way back on a quiet residential road and did hopscotch twice, it was chalked on a pavement!

Have PMed answer to second one.